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Ohio Republican Senator Rob Portman Comes Out to Be Al-Qaida Leader
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Arizona Is This Close to Being Attractive
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Attempted Homicide on Santa Claus
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41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
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These Kids Make the Flying Sh*t
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Apple's Game Center Is Now Arresting Dogs and Putting Them in Doggy Jail
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Complete Guide to Gettin Handies
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Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver
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22 Ways to Tell You Why You Can't Use Chemical Weapons
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So I Woke Up in Flames
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5 Mario Kart Sex Moves
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Ways My Beard Makes Me Hungry
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Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea
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Turns Out Gay Porn GIFs Are Applicable for Every Situation
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Batman Is a Terrible Idea
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Australia No Longer Exists
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These Pokémon Are So Distracting
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Alternatives to a Baby Girl to Lure Pedophiles
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To Do: Go to Jail
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Valve Is "Constantly" Trying to Bring Guns Into Airports
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White House Raises Question About Big Dicks
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Free the Weed Fairy
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Let's Have a Midlife Crisis
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Breakdowns: George Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Women's Restroom at the Pittsburgh Comicon
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What Do We Want From a Toaster
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Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
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Today Is a Mistake
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in June
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What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants?
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Snowboarder Buried Alive in Sand Dune For hours
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When the Pot Called the Kettle Stupid Bullshit
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Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Hobbit Deleted Scene! But Here It Is
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23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet"
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Pussy Riot Has Gone From Murder and Violence to Chocolates and Spending
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31 Ways to Continue to Exist
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Why You Shouldn't Let Your Kids Pee in Your Makeup
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How to Have Sex With Ghosts
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11-Year-Old Walks Into a Man. But That Didn't Quite Work Out
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Of Course Bill Clinton Is Getting a Prosthetic Paw