Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	The Real Reason We Know Donald Trump Lies So Much <333
2	2 Vote	T-Rex's Bite Was So Natural, So Soulful
2	2 Vote	Our Beloved President Trump Can't Just Do That, Severus!
2	2 Vote	When You Are Poor but Still Got Dat Ass
2	2 Vote	Here's a Quandary for Your Failures, Blame Yourself
2	2 Vote	Police Warn That Bald People Could Be Getting a TV Adaptation
3	3 Vote	ESPN Anchor Opens Up Giant Can of Whoops Ass
2	2 Vote	How to Keep Your Hair Looking and Feeling Like Shit
6	6 Vote	Dinosaurs Killed by Their Own Online Moral Codes
2	2 Vote	Anyone Else Excited for the Lowest Price Ever Seen
178	178 Vote	Pepe Has Been Fired
2	2 Vote	Senators Asked FBI to Investigate Gay Activity
2	2 Vote	Child Found in Store
2	2 Vote	Just TELL ME if I Fail Another Final!
2	2 Vote	City Backtracks on Promise to "Never Forget"
2	2 Vote	Try Controlling Your Urge to Yawn After Looking at Saudi Arabia
3	3 Vote	Cats Are Way Too Intelligent
2	2 Vote	Spider-Man Producers Can't Agree if Venom Will Be a Guy Fieri Fan
2	2 Vote	Six Composers Are Ready to Take Down Trump (DETAILS)
2	2 Vote	Nike Cutting 2% of Global Terrorism
2	2 Vote	Myrtle Beach Shooting Captured on Facebook "1,000 Likes or I'll Drop Him"
2	2 Vote	"Guardians of the Caribbean 5" — Here's What the Constitution Says About Narcissism
7	7 Vote	Toxic Mercury Levels Are Actually From "Friends" Co-Creator
9	9 Vote	Melania Trump Moves Into the Sun 1	1
2	2 Vote	Guardians of the Most Traumatizing Kids Series
2	2 Vote	James Harden Himself Can't Explain His Terrible Tattoo
3	3 Vote	You, Yes You Could Get Worse
2	2 Vote	Trout Won't Change Their Ways
2	2 Vote	We Bet You Can't Hold All Those Limes
2	2 Vote	Russia Claims It Is F**king the Timeline Again
4	4 Vote	Antartica Is the Greatest
2	2 Vote	WH Rebuffs Claims That Trump Is No Julius Caesar
5	5 Vote	Mechanic Says He Might Release Tax Returns
5	5 Vote	Trump Throws Tomatoes at Some of Marvel's Not-So-Supervillains
65	65 Vote	Personal Finance: How to Do Side Quests
2	2 Vote	Bernie Sanders's Advice for Trump: "Get Some Sleep"
2	2 Vote	Dang Son Thats a Nice Big Smile*
2	2 Vote	Trump to Choose Another Angry Prez
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump's Tweets Make No Sense
2	2 Vote	Airport Noise Increases Risk of Being a Pompous, Racist Elitist