Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
132	132 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Is an Embarrassing Nightmare
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
231	231 Vote	Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
163	163 Vote	Important Question: Are Cat Butts the Cutest of All Time
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
251	251 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
104	104 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s