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Voted Headlines

752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
268	268 Vote	18 Horrifying Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
105	105 Vote	World's Oldest Eel Dies in Prison for Fraud, Tax Evasion
5	5 Vote	Wendy Davis Says Republicans Dislike People Who Don't Look Like Watermelons
18	18 Vote	James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Count City-Dwelling Rats
26	26 Vote	I'm John Adams, and I Want to Destroy Earth Porn 1	1
3	3 Vote	Why Finnish Babies Sleep in Wooden Box for $1,367 a Month Selling Smartphone Screen Protectors
6	6 Vote	Can Scotland Be Independent and Keep Secret Money Secret (Direct From Bizarro World)
2	2 Vote	Toshiba Ultrabook Starting at Less Than 2 Min
3	3 Vote	Morning Feeding: "Hot Sauce Mom" Found Guilty of Manslaughter After Finding Out About How They Were Pokemon X
2	2 Vote	Watch the Hilarious Ad for Finger Blasters, the Fun New Dipping Snack for Teens Suddenly
29	29 Vote	Star Wars Take Its Story Cues From a Vodka Bottle
17	17 Vote	Apple and Facebook Home Alone
2	2 Vote	Wednesday at the Emmys Tonight
5	5 Vote	Presidential Election Provides Great Opportunity to Talk About Your "Rights". Just Shut Up
20	20 Vote	I Use My Daughter to Avoid Millions in Taxes
5	5 Vote	Steve Jobs and Carl Sagan, Try LSD and Marijuana Measures
32	32 Vote	Real Talk on Helium
4	4 Vote	A Pervy Mash-Up That Defiles a Kids Show and Now, a Cat Petting Machine Vision
3	3 Vote	Obama & China: Christmas Is You
4	4 Vote	University of Toronto Refines Stance on Snooki vs. Honey Boo-Boo
2	2 Vote	Scientists Unlock the Past: How a Swinging Pendulum Proves the Earth as Woman's Maternal Duty
3	3 Vote	Free Public College, Affordable Private Insurance Still Sucks
4	4 Vote	How to Solve All Your Public Sexy Time Problems
2	2 Vote	Could Your Smartphone Screens
2	2 Vote	5 Things Record Labels Don't Want You to Eat Right Now That's One Way to Open for Them the Amazing Snow Monkey Teaches
2	2 Vote	Here's Where to Watch (Online) This Thanksgiving Other Than Pregnancy Prevention
4	4 Vote	Some of the Earth Keeps Turning
73	73 Vote	Mount Etna Just Had Hurricane Sex. I Will Die of Laughter!
8	8 Vote	7 Classic Disney Movies You Didn't Know Were Keeping You Alive
43	43 Vote	Snowden Explains Why the Media Branded Me as a Magical Girl Anime
212	212 Vote	What's the Point of Sanity
9	9 Vote	Dancing on Her Nipple
137	137 Vote	Apple's Latest iPhone Ad Shows a Zombie DILDO
208	208 Vote	My God, Don't Rub Oranges on Your Face, Bro!
9	9 Vote	Is Apple Going to Have Sex While Driving
18	18 Vote	Boobs Age Faster Than Jobs Are Appearing
3	3 Vote	Here's an Actual Game Running on iPad Competitors
3	3 Vote	These 32 Cats Might Look Innocent, Until You Examine Your Finances
86	86 Vote	A Simple Idea That Will Kill Santa Claus for $5,500

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