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Voted Headlines

13	13 Vote	Learn How to Talk About, and the Challenge of Making Women Suffer
23	23 Vote	The Best Cheap Eats in the "Zoey 101" Time Capsule
7	7 Vote	Think Marijuana Is for Suckers, AMIRITE?
130	130 Vote	Only 6% of Americans Believe God Decides Football Games Nowadays 1	1
86	86 Vote	Doing Cocaine Now Will Make You Crave Beef
74	74 Vote	Terminally Ill 7-Year-Old Gets His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
57	57 Vote	This Could Be a Prince Charming Movie. Because God Is Dead
85	85 Vote	Why Does This Bizarro Asteroid Have a "No Grandmas" Policy
5	5 Vote	The Pope's Lunch Plans Tomorrow Are Exactly the Point of the NBA Finals
38	38 Vote	Proof That Donald Glover Really Is Sabretooth
45	45 Vote	10 Former Child Stars Who Were Overdosing on Weed While Making This Craigslist Couch (Probably)
4	4 Vote	Tectonic Activity Pushed a Shoreline Vertical, Creating a Wall of China. Worth It
17	17 Vote	When I Mistakenly Wave to a MiG-23 Fighter Jet Using Only Makeup, Pounds of Leftover, Unusued McDonalds Wings
118	118 Vote	The 13 Creepiest Babies in the Robot Uprising
7	7 Vote	This Feminist Dad Got Prepared With a Bruised Face
47	47 Vote	7 Brain Hacks to Get You Pregnant
9	9 Vote	Amy Winehouse Documentary Will Mess With Caves
4	4 Vote	What if Velociraptors Survived Into the Everyday Life as "Poop Guy"
54	54 Vote	How Romney Could Have Built an Artificial Womb
35	35 Vote	Sing Me the Songs That Say I Love Aspartame
4	4 Vote	Colorado Theater Shooter's Neighbor: I Had Sex With Defenders
209	209 Vote	5 Priests Who Turned Badass When Things Got Personal
4	4 Vote	Here's How an Infant's Brain Works Is Pretty Funny Until It Gets Better. And It's Packed With Stickers
7	7 Vote	I've Often Wondered How I Cope
5	5 Vote	A Man in "Groin Area"
8	8 Vote	People Are Literally Taking a Shower
8	8 Vote	Broccoli Is a Goddamned National Treasure
4	4 Vote	This French Bulldog Tripping on the Rise & Fall of Saigon
5	5 Vote	J. Lo Wears Half of My Couch
5	5 Vote	Wait, Did I Do With a Micropenis
8	8 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Not Worth Saving
5	5 Vote	Barack Obama Is Fat
6	6 Vote	17 Dads Who Would Make Facebook Usable Again
330	330 Vote	Meet the Girl Who Hates Feelings 1	1
6	6 Vote	She Just Wanted to Slaughter These Lost Elephants, but Then She Goes Deeper, and Suddenly It's Beautiful
4	4 Vote	This Poor Little Deer Got Stuck in Beyoncé s Head?
109	109 Vote	A Group of Celebrities Asked Me to Bully Your Child! A Real Thing That Just Happened 1	1
12	12 Vote	Amy Schumer Fake Collapsed in Front of Our New Crack Pipe
65	65 Vote	Fuck Fate and Date Like a Floating Petri Dish
115	115 Vote	This Dubstep Mash-Up Inspired by Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Uncomfortable Around Condiments

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