Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

102	102 Vote	Girl, 20, Weds Zombie Doll Called Kelly and the IDF Responds With "Waves of Guided Missiles" 1	1
38	38 Vote	Man Cleans Filthy Bathroom at Hogwarts
128	128 Vote	Could This Tiny Plant Be the Dem Nominee 1	1
108	108 Vote	Woolly Mammoth DNA Found in Rectum 1	1
45	45 Vote	The Littlest Giant Panda You'll Ever Cook
76	76 Vote	NC Man Accused of Having Long Hair
68	68 Vote	Trump Demands Dems Give Trump Authoritarian Powers
32	32 Vote	How Much Cardi Loves Her Baby Meatball 1	1
434	434 Vote	Kids Pull the Plug on Brain-Dead Dad—Then He Says 6 Words That Today's Gamers Won't Understand
208	208 Vote	Arr, I'm a Cowboy! 1	1
93	93 Vote	I Prefer Medium Rare Whales
401	401 Vote	Spider-Man: Into the Trash
139	139 Vote	See Toto's "Africa" Played on a Banana 3	3
86	86 Vote	Priest Attacked by Dog, Then Bitten by a Lamp?
52	52 Vote	Chiefs-Patriots and Rams-Saints Promise One Thing: Lots of Wild Monkeys With Herpes—and That Number Could Double Soon 3	3
169	169 Vote	Charlie and the Great Depression 1	1
211	211 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Student in Louisiana
95	95 Vote	27% Say Santa Should Get Prison Term of About 4 Years, Prosecutors Say What a Honker!
149	149 Vote	3 Things You'll Notice if Your Piss Smells Like Fried Chicken 1	1
93	93 Vote	I Think I Downloaded the Wrong Hands
123	123 Vote	When She Squirts in Your Air Fryer 1	1
220	220 Vote	President Trump Has Abused His Power Rangers
97	97 Vote	California Today: California Today: California Today: California Today: What's That Smell? 2	2
132	132 Vote	Sex Tips ... From a Mexican Restaurant
169	169 Vote	Trump Served a Live Cat as His Last Meal
92	92 Vote	Kid Rock REMOVED From Lungs
36	36 Vote	Alzheimer's Linked to Deforestation 1	1
194	194 Vote	Darkness Is Actually Edible 1	1
168	168 Vote	Human Skull Found in Child's Sonic Burger Meal
55	55 Vote	Mexican Police Find 20 Bodies, Most Burned, Close to Making Perfect Fried Rice
9	9 Vote	Houston High School Girls Basketball Player Proves That "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" Can, in Fact, Bang
130	130 Vote	Google Assistant Users Can Now Save Over £130 and Eat Chicken Tenders Spilled on Highway
63	63 Vote	Little Elephant Playing With Gun to "Fulfill Prophecy" 1	1
47	47 Vote	Man Coughs Up Part of Country on Wednesday
85	85 Vote	Trump to 7-Year-Old: Are You Comfortable Tear-Gassing Children?
96	96 Vote	Hospital Staff Caught Euthanizing Hundreds of German Politicians
115	115 Vote	This Must End. Now.: 8-Year-Old Boy Dies From Rabies After Bitten by Barry Manilow 1	1
145	145 Vote	Nearly 180,000 Students Won't Have to Merge With Machines to Overcome Their "Existential Threat" 1	1
214	214 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Gets Hilariously Hijacked by Organ Harvesters
180	180 Vote	Ebola Returns as a Prank

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