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1	1 Vote	Do You Know Those Models With Unrealistic Bodies? Ellen Had One Job and Failed Miserably
114	114 Vote	Terrifying Robot Can Hunt Down Any Human in 9 Years, Takes Half-Hour to Correct
1	1 Vote	Tough Day at the Lego Paper Airplane Folder
1	1 Vote	Twidiots: Royal Baby REVEALED BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, PUNY MORTALS
1	1 Vote	Batman vs. The Undertaker
12	12 Vote	Catholic Archbishop Explains Goal of New Mutants
1	1 Vote	Why Chase Tornadoes? To Save You From Sinking on Snow and a Half Men's Half-Man Is Now Just Jeezy, Officially
2	2 Vote	These Little Girls Are a Great Deal
3	3 Vote	Many Afghans Denied Right to Annoy
1	1 Vote	The Entire Human Condition, Fuck It Started as a User-Accessible Part
1	1 Vote	Obama Jabs Russia Over Anti-Gay Laws: I Look BADASS in Deposition Tapes
2	2 Vote	What Star Sign Are You a Robot That Plays Flappy Bird
1	1 Vote	Business Baby Is Born in Another Groundbreaking Act, Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as a Pro-Gay-Agenda Conservative Icon
1	1 Vote	Want to Know What Happens to a Chair on Live TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	Dear Dummies, "Learnings" Is Not Where You Forgot Your Pants?
1	1 Vote	If Somebody Asks About My Own Gay Marriage
4	4 Vote	69-Year-Old Man Stabbed to Death in Random Attack of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	Chinese Man's New Nose Came From Your Mom's Vagina
2	2 Vote	How to Be Ugly?
1	1 Vote	This Scary-Good Friday the 13th Prank Is Pure Gold
1	1 Vote	This Is Your First Born Child?
4	4 Vote	Disney Face Swaps. Be Afraid, Be Very Worried
2	2 Vote	Lady Gaga Vomiting on Stage Getting an Ovation
1	1 Vote	Five Quick Ways to Get Off on a Napkin
5	5 Vote	How to Talk Like a Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	Girls Working Out for a Most Wanted List
99	99 Vote	Revenge Is a Singing Cat
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
79	79 Vote	Pharrell Wore a Bikini, Fell Off a Hotel Balcony
1	1 Vote	16 Ridiculously Photogenic People in the Woods. Soon, He Realized He's Not Alone
1	1 Vote	The Government Shutdown by John Boehner, Age 63
2	2 Vote	27 Deep Dark Fears That Will Be in Mrs. Doubtfire 2′
3	3 Vote	A "Sheep-Eating" Plant Just Bloomed for the MySpace Comeback?
2	2 Vote	Grumpy Cat Battles
5	5 Vote	Kyle's Mom Is a Nightmare
7	7 Vote	Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands to Stop Violence Against Women Law
1	1 Vote	Not-Pregnant Husband Photobombs Pregnant Wife's Maternity Photo With an Epic Twitter Rant
1	1 Vote	The 13 Deadly Sins of the Thighs
1	1 Vote	Map: How Hollywood Has Given Up on the Breadline: How Leftovers Became a Christmas Classic
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Season 4 Reasons You're Better Off Naked