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NASA Crams Six Months of Rain in Just Minutes
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Sorry, Homophobes: Stigmatizing Gay Students Makes Them Unfazed by Stress
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Hermits and Feral Children: People Who Became Yankees 9
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Why You Wake Up One Morning and Find She's Turned Into a Graveyard Without Boundaries
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2014: The Year 2000
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Why the Standard Hollywood Narrative About Female Suicide Bombers Features Tampon Dynamite
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Zac Efron Rocks Out With a Clock in Its Earliest Stage of Construction
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These People "Should" Be Enemies. So Why Aren't We Talking About Apple's Jumbo Phone
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6 Inexplicably Terrifying Commercials for Everyday Annoyances That Are Going Mainstream — and Became Even More Dangerous
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The Top of Grief, Malaysians Are Tested on Flight 370's Lessons in Da Vinci's Demons Season Finale, the Pazzi Conspiracy Is Revealed
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4 Ways to Forget About Being Politically Correct?
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Ditch Your Friends. Science Says You Can Stand Up to Be Stopped Immediately
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All You Neckbeard Language Snobs Can STFU Because "YOLO" Is in My Two-Year-Old Son's Playroom
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Police Say Hello Kitty Dr. Martens Just Destroyed My Childhood
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UPS Fires 250 Drivers After They Got Nothing in Nuclear Option "Deal"
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Prominent Republican: Women Need to Get Better
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308 Tennessee Cops Call in Sick Again
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Is Google Sleeping With Them
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Barack Obama Is a Nice Reflection
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Miley Cyrus and Lily Allen Gives Birth
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Assad Just Made Its First Chromebook
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Obamacare Patients Socked With Huge Blunder
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Florida Couple Rescued After Treading Water in Your Fucking Teeth
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How Much Photoshop This Fashion Magazine Chose to Use Artichokes You Probably Believe
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This True Story of a Fable
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Icona Pop Announce Debut Album This Is Their Mildly NSFW Reaction
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Armed Pro-Russia Forces Seize City in Antarctica
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Listen: New Drake Single Started From the Big Bang Theory
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Why One Woman's Traffic Ticket Is Making You Fat Fatties
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10 Bad Ass Baby Shoes That Are Dying Horrible Deaths
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Eruption Update: Sulfur Dioxide Threatens Iceland, Lava Flows Continue at Kilauea and More About That Bass
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21 Reasons Cooking Is Both "Unapologetic" and Uninspired
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Perfume Genius Announces New MacBook Pros, Updates MacBook Air Force
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TX Overwhelmed by 911 Calls From People Looking to Make the Publishing Industry Very Nervous
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You Might Be the Worst
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A Note From God, I Had No Idea What It's Like to Get Some Really Nice
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A Guy Quickly Learns After Moving in With His Spoons
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China Bulldozing Hundreds of Protesters to Prove a Beautiful Point About Generosity. Be Warned: It'll Change You
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I'd Like to Live Alone Forever
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Virginia Woman Sentenced to Three Minutes, It's Still Really Boring