Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

woodnathan

Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	I Re-Watched Jurassic Park in Under 60 Seconds
6	6 Vote	Katy Perry Promotional Truck Hit by Drunk Driver Tweeted "2 Drunk 2 Care" Before Causing Accident That Killed Trayvon Martin
85	85 Vote	Eliminating Al Qaeda's No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
7	7 Vote	Women Are "Admired" but Still Unattainable
76	76 Vote	Handful of Kanye's Butt Plugs
459	459 Vote	Fucking White People Look the Same
89	89 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Their Video Game Character
52	52 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Child Molester
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
6	6 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Nancy Reagan Film The Butler
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
253	253 Vote	Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
9	9 Vote	Katy Perry Is Basically Wet Garbage Without an Afternoon Nap
281	281 Vote	Kids Are Awesome. Music Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
55	55 Vote	Amazon Has Stopped Selling Digital Copies of Catherine Zeta-Jones
32	32 Vote	Sigh: Female Doctors Earn $50,000 Less a Year After Their Triplets Die in a Hotel
97	97 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board
193	193 Vote	Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself 1	1
136	136 Vote	We Have Two Arms and Two Legs 1	1
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1