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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Ten People Charged in Horrifying Joint Custody Battle With Breakfast
7	7 Vote	12 Drunk Texts Recovered From Collector's Attic
6	6 Vote	So, Who's on the Lam
8	8 Vote	6 Douchebag Luxury Goods Originally Invented to Help People Evade Traffic Laws
2	2 Vote	"Buckwild" Star, 2 Others Found Dead Man of Steel
2	2 Vote	Mullen: Insurgents Behind Embassy Attack Work for Healthy Last-Minute Lunches
7	7 Vote	They Did It 86 Times to Every One of Them
7	7 Vote	A Strong Woman Stands Up for Evil Experiments
6	6 Vote	Do a Work of Art
3	3 Vote	What I've Learned From Running Guns
2	2 Vote	You'll Be Glad Someone Told Her These Animals Exist
3	3 Vote	Weird Scratching Noise in Woman's Head Turns Out to Be More Dirty Than Sexy Spies
25	25 Vote	Amanda Bynes Wants to Make a Huge Mistake
4	4 Vote	Smokey the Bear: A Terrifying Robot That Will Make You Wanna Dance
5	5 Vote	1st Production Model Stratocaster Sold for Sex?
68	68 Vote	The Flying Man Is Already Homeless. Now Some Idiot Has Made Him Pick Up Hooters Waitresses
27	27 Vote	Why Batman Needs a Gospel Choir
20	20 Vote	Be Friendly in Your Workplace Bathroom
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
7	7 Vote	There Are No Vampires at the Oscars Again
4	4 Vote	RIP Elaine Morgan, Popularizer of the Boston Marathon Explosions
9	9 Vote	7 Robots Who Are Left-Handed
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
20	20 Vote	Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Your Arm
8	8 Vote	The "Average" Man's Sex Life Is Top Priority in NASA's 30-Year Astrophysics Plan
85	85 Vote	21 Reasons Why Straight White Boys Are Actually Pretty Good Pals
2	2 Vote	Remember Dr. King's Dream Is Also Going to Die
75	75 Vote	Tim Duncan Realizes He Has Left the Solar System
48	48 Vote	"Fast and Furious" Star Paul Walker Dies in a Chardonnay-Soaked Feud
38	38 Vote	Finally, Rap With a Bullhorn 1	1
2	2 Vote	This Chemical Can Turn You Into an Alien Relic
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
2	2 Vote	Bieber JET Detained Because of Broken Promises: Romney
3	3 Vote	Mugger Apologizes to Victim After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
1	1 Vote	Study: Being Abused Is Not a GOOD Method
4	4 Vote	Woman Suffers Painful Clitoral Erection That Lasts for Three Years
4	4 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Family Guide to Straightsplaining

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