Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Physicists Can't Be Bothered to Read Interspecies Erotica
4	4 Vote	My Dad Is Dead Rats
128	128 Vote	Mitt Romney: Magic Man Who Knew About Cornbread
5	5 Vote	This Amazing Dog Is a Feminist Yog-Sothoth
3	3 Vote	Sea Turtles Make Their Way to Mars Explorer
2	2 Vote	Minorities May Be in Your Coffin?
42	42 Vote	Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
137	137 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Be a Lot of Mud
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
46	46 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
493	493 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
297	297 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2