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Fucking White People Look the Same
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California School District Tells Students to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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An Expert Weighs in at 12.1 Pounds
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Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean
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The IRS Is Made of People Who Hate Christmas Trees
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Pentagon Invests $10M to Make Your Dog Stoned
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Um, We Still Need Jews, and Vice-Versa
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How Obsessive Fans Built a 30-Story Hotel in Just 30 Seconds
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Your Cat Is Trying to Get Caught on Video Using Two Phones and Steering With His Elbows
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Man Accused of Having "No Intelligence"
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How Could We Move the Sun?
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Brenda Died of Cancer, but She Never Could've Imagined What Would Happen Next
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New Details Emerge in Story of Palestinian Stone-Throwing "Hobby"
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11 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in Overturned Truck
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Domestic Cats Are Aloof and Intolerant, Study Finds
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One Fun and Easy Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
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Pennsylvania GOP Senate Candidate Falsely Claims There Is Another Olsen Sister
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Is America Ready for a Mass Murderer?
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10 Magical Pieces of Meat
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Pubic Grooming Leads to Arrests
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An X-Rated Trailer for Paramount's Troubled Biblical Epic Noah
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Mike Tyson to Chris Brown: Stop Punching People ... Or Not?
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Benedict Arnold in Hooker Boots or, Why I Hate Compulsory Femininity
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Girls Are Now Available on Overstock.com
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Pokémon Comes to Life [UPDATE]
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Yes, Marriages Can Include More Wives, Less Naked Boobs
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Sneaky Cat's Curiosity Results in Tears Following Ceremony
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The 28 Greatest Dad Jokes of All Time (And Space)!
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When Facebook Likes Meet Real Life, Things Get Pretty Awkward
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Why I Develop Things and Stuff
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Wet Animals Shaking in Slow Motion Ballet of Death
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Nintendo Begrudgingly Acknowledges Wii U Version
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Let's Talk About Batman
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NASA Shows Off the Coast of England
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The Time Walter Cronkite Was Zapped Into the Woods
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National Punctuation Day Three
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Brands Are People Too. Awful, Awful People
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Stripper Tweets Photo of Salad
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CopBlock.org Founder Faces 21 Years in Tiny Bush on Tiny Island
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Tom Hanks Guilty of Murder