Headline Smasher | User | zombiecarcass

5	5 Vote	In 83 Million Eviction Records, a Sweeping and Intimate New Look at Those Tiny Hands!
9	9 Vote	Tesla Accepts No Responsibility for Your Skin Glowing, Even During Adult Sleepovers
34	34 Vote	Thin Mint Ice Cream That's Also Booze!
5	5 Vote	Python With Tracking Device Led FL Officials to Record-Breaking Snake Sex Party Hard!
4	4 Vote	Captain America Versus Iron Man: We Debate Who's Right in the Towel on Transgenderism
4	4 Vote	REPORT: Trump Tried to Silence Kanye, Says Rapper Should Not Attend Catwalk Shows
8	8 Vote	New York City Is Shook
7	7 Vote	Mike Braun Beats Two GOP Congressmen to Win Soggy Preakness Stakes
2	2 Vote	You Poor Oppressed People Throwing a Lady Parade!
6	6 Vote	Trump Celebrates Airstrikes, Declares "Mission Accomplished" After Syrian Airstrikes Kill Mice Elf
86	86 Vote	Actors Who Were Fired and Replaced With Accordions
61	61 Vote	Trump Devastated; Robert Mueller Already Has a Secret NUKE PROGRAM
148	148 Vote	19 Jokes You'll Only Get if You're Batman
1	1 Vote	Go Here to Stay Out of Anthony Hopkins's Freaky-Ass Dance Moves
1	1 Vote	Willow the Moose Calf Exploring the Forest to Survive
1	1 Vote	London Teenager Fatally Stabbed Named as Charlie Rose's Official Replacement
1	1 Vote	Smartphone Notifications Are Becoming Dangerous — and That She Ripped Off Her Naked Body Perfume Bottle
1	1 Vote	WH on Corker AUMF: Don't Call Us, We'll Call You Back. I'm Being Mauled.
3	3 Vote	My Milkshake Brings All the Secrecy?
3	3 Vote	Chris Evans Pulls Out Loaded Gun Under a Hoverboard
1	1 Vote	Aviation Companies Are Plotting the Return of the Obamas
1	1 Vote	Trump Denounces F.B.I. Raid on His Words
2	2 Vote	Abba Says It Will Retaliate if U.S. Halts Weapons Sales
2	2 Vote	Person: "Eat Shit" Me: Bananas
6	6 Vote	Babysitter on LSD Tried to Arrange Trump Tower Meeting
1	1 Vote	Watch Drake's Star-Studded Video for New Song "Heat Wave": Watch as a Black Hole Could Devour the Sun Dies
2	2 Vote	AP to Replace Meat With Veggie Patties That "Bleed" — and It's So PRETTY!
1	1 Vote	Many Teens No Longer Friends and I Cannot Contain My Jealousy
1	1 Vote	Oscar-Winning Director of "Amadeus" and One Flew Over the World Cup Squad
1	1 Vote	What We Know About White Castle's Famous Sliders
1	1 Vote	Charlize Theron Considers Leaving America: Racism Is Much Worse After Daughter Recognizes Dad Gets YA PREGS
1	1 Vote	This Week's Internet News Roundup Weedkiller
2	2 Vote	Channing Tatum Shares Photo of an Airplane?
1	1 Vote	NFL Owner Shad Khan Makes an Incredible Basketball Shot While Covering Gaza Protest
1	1 Vote	Snail Mail Sent
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Host Joy Reid Mocked Fat, Ugly Rosie O'Donnell, Backed Kick-Ass Funny Trump and Now He Leads MLB in Homers
5	5 Vote	China Ready to Taste Food
6	6 Vote	The Surprising Reason We Never Sleep
8	8 Vote	WATCH: Cop Savagely Beats His Own Patrol Car Seat
9	9 Vote	A History of Mexican Jumping Beans