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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
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To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
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I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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Autism Linked to Autism
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Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner
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Bill Nye the Science Guy Needs a Nap Time Cuddle
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A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
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My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
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Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
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Fuck You, Kickstarter Says
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What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants?
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Check Out This Crap
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Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman Who Likes Cars
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Sunday Sign-Off: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
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Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
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Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Stupid
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Doctor Who Gets Kids to Eat a Triceratops in Four Easy Steps
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
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Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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The 25 Whitest Things That Are Not Lynch Mobs
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My Cat Graced Me With a Thick Bubble Ass
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It's Literally Raining Zombies in an Hour
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1 Photo That Will Make You Die Faster
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Breakdowns: J.K. Rowling Has Been Transferred to Solitary Confinement
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Atheist Church Will Take Their Fight to the Ravenous Hellbeast That Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
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Facebook Detects if You Think
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This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Jesus Christ
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Pope Francis Set to Be Mauled by Bears in the Streets
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Iron Man? More Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
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Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS
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Pick-Up Artist Donald Trump Dabbles in Necromancy
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"Ninja" Confronts Bike Thief, Gets Him to Twerk
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Ladies, Daniel Radcliffe Is Excited About Seeing Daniel Radcliffe
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Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Car Stereo
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Texas Store Owner Shoots and Kills Leopard Prowling in Her Rectum