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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
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To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
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I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
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Autism Linked to Autism
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Bill Nye the Science Guy Needs a Nap Time Cuddle
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Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
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My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
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Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
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Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants?
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Fuck You, Kickstarter Says
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Check Out This Crap
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Sunday Sign-Off: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
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Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
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Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Stupid
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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The 25 Whitest Things That Are Not Lynch Mobs
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My Cat Graced Me With a Thick Bubble Ass
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1 Photo That Will Make You Die Faster
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Breakdowns: J.K. Rowling Has Been Transferred to Solitary Confinement
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Facebook Detects if You Think
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Pope Francis Set to Be Mauled by Bears in the Streets
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Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS
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"Ninja" Confronts Bike Thief, Gets Him to Twerk
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Pick-Up Artist Donald Trump Dabbles in Necromancy
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Ladies, Daniel Radcliffe Is Excited About Seeing Daniel Radcliffe
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Iron Man? More Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
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Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Car Stereo
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Texas Store Owner Shoots and Kills Leopard Prowling in Her Rectum
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When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Cop?
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House Painter Gets $58M After Vicious Bar Beating Leaves Him With 8-Month erection
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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Make a Calendar!
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FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Scam
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Tech Companies Sure Love Hookers a Lot
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Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
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Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Retire Successfully