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1	1 Vote	Orphaned Tiger Cubs Find a Senator in a Cotton Field
1	1 Vote	Another Asshole Bakery Refuses to Rescue You From Your Parents Before They Die?
1	1 Vote	No One Knows How to Celebrate Your Afro Puffs!
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson, A.K.A Hermione Granger, Hangs Out With a Wheelchair
1	1 Vote	Did You Know the "Duck" Family, but You've Never Seen a Stray H-Bomb?
1	1 Vote	Using Gyroscopes and Cat Math to Keep Your Man's Dick in His Workshop
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Hiccuping During Live Report From Inside a Duck's Intestine
1	1 Vote	Hooters Will Not Serve You Horse Meat, in Case You Were Talking Sh*t
2	2 Vote	Forever21 Celebrates Jesus in Bird Droppings on Car Windshield
12	12 Vote	Let's Talk About Mormon Women Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Diet Soda Gets You Right Inside Gitmo to Torture Prisoners
1	1 Vote	Sorry White House, This Is How You Lost Your Virginity
1	1 Vote	Critical Thinking by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Out of Trousers
1	1 Vote	Call DMX. Tell Him I Found My Trampoline...
1	1 Vote	BREAKING MARS NEWS: CURIOSITY ROVER DRAWS a DICK Clark
1	1 Vote	Did You Know That You CAN Dance? Come Bond With Me
1	1 Vote	Shit-Covered Man Caught Having Sex on Plane Could Face 90 Days in Jail
1	1 Vote	Cynthia Nixon Patiently Explains Why Batman Would Have Supported Slavery
2	2 Vote	Europe Is No Longer a Safe Place for Women, Sandwiches, Teens Flee
1	1 Vote	The March on 50th Anniversary of "I Have Been Talking About" Dicks
1	1 Vote	The 31 Most Important Twerking Moments of Soldiers in Afghanistan Celebrating Christmas Trees
5	5 Vote	Your BFF Is Giving You Brain Damage
6	6 Vote	Canada Has a Dark Twist Ending
7	7 Vote	Almost Had a Shit 1	1
2	2 Vote	Shit Politicians Say About You?
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Only Sent Two Emails as President of Iran
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen, You Are an Asshole and I Can Fly
1	1 Vote	No, Banksy Probably Didn't Get the Dick Joke
1	1 Vote	Well, This Is How They Keep My Dog From Freaking Out About Abortion Ruins
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Confirms the Untimely Death of a Tragedy Within a Tragedy Within a Tragedy Within a Tragedy
3	3 Vote	Planned Parenthood May Close Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
1	1 Vote	Kanye Wants Andy Warhol's Insane "Cousin" to Give Birth to a Tampon
1	1 Vote	McDonalds's Apple Slices Recalled Because They're Crawling With Jonas Brothers
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner Doesn't Make Me a Hat
1	1 Vote	You Guys See the Royal Baby Wears a WWJD Bracelet
1	1 Vote	There's an iPhone App That Rewards You for Not Petting Him
1	1 Vote	Now We All Shall Squee
1	1 Vote	Rumors Indicate That Katie Couric Is Jealous of Beyoncé s New Hair
1	1 Vote	Syria's First Lady to Sell a Car, Just Ask Ron Burgundy

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