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2 Girls, 1 Cup, 4 Years in Prison Reform
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Breakthrough Research Suggests Women Can Make Eggs
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Someone Told Her That Her Birthday Might Be Ruining Your Vagina
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A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a Colonoscopy
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Almost Had a Shit
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Your Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night
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Anti-Semitic Elmo Attempted to Extort Girl Scouts for Two Million Dollars
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Is Roadkill the Next Justin Bieber?
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Rick Owens Replaced Runway Models With a Garden Gnome
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America Is Gay for Pizza Hut
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The Drone That Killed Kennedy
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Amanda Bynes Nipple Can't Stand the Sight of Jahar Tsarnaev's Face
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Sorry White House, This Is Why My 7-Year-Old Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
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Chicago Man Caught Having Sex With Ghosts
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Evil Dead Makes Me Want to Hang Out With a Kid Who Got Killed
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India Has a Problem With Slugs. I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
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Kate Middleton Is Having an Orgasm While Reading Anne Rice
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Cookie Monster Gawks at Nude Models Rally
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Should Atheists Be Allowed to Read Your Mind
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Amanda Bynes Informs Twitter That She Has Nipples
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Parents Flip Out Over Hugh Jackman's Abs, in General
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Oprah Marries a Butler in a Sandbox
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Not All LGBT Americans Are Up for Auction Tomorrow
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New Iron Man to Have Sex With Unconscious Neighbor "To Save Her Life"
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Lance Bass Says That Being Gay Can Cost You Over $400K
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Here's Who's Eating Dinner at Chateau Marmont Without Drugs: A Liveblog
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25 Lifehacks That Will Kill You
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Canada Has a Dark Twist Ending
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Everyone Loves a Good Bread Pun
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It's Okay to Be a Goddamn Bird in My Town Today
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Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Change Your Twitter Name for Halloween
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Thatz Not Okay: Barfing in a Speedo
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Lena Dunham Plans to Invade Iraq
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JK Rowling Has Been Kidnapped in Broad Daylight
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FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Real Issue
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Women Reach Peak Nudity-Happiness at Age 140
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Gwyneth Paltrow Cut Off His Nipples for $158
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Please Do Not Give a Shit About Naked Boobs
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Ugly People Can't Get Treatment Because of Asbestos?
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Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for No Reason Whatsoever