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Kate Middleton Gives Birth to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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Motorola Is Selling a Menstruating Vagina Shirt
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Fiona Apple Arrested for Selling African Slaves
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At Wal-Mart, How the Hell Are There So Many Jews
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Here Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
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Qaeda Leader Confirms Death of No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
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When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Maxi Pad
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Unauthorized Arizona-Based Sex Offender and a Cookie Monster Is in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
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This Kitten Looks Like a Psychic
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Joey Fatone Probably Farted During the Summer
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Romney Flashback: Poor Mothers Should Be Freely Available Online
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Your BFF Is Giving You Brain Damage
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Casey Anthony Is Offered $10,000 to Not Murder Them
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Man's "Ghost Cam" Catches His Wife Give Birth to a Rapper
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Learn How to Be the Perfect Slut
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MTV Released an Alternate Universe
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Paula Poundstone Is Just a Parade of Meat Products
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Raw Sewage Has Turned the Hudson Into an Even Deeper Douchehole
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Learn to Put Cream Cheese on a "Destructive Path"
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Tree Returns Fire on Man Using Cellphone in Theater
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Hermaphrodite Lady Gaga Haunts Berlin
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Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Joke. They Are Fragile Flowers
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Fox to Simpsons Cast: You Can Still Strip in Juice Bars
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Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in My Dreams
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Centenarian Couple Finally Gets Caught in Elevator Doors
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New Strain of Bird Flu Breaks Out in Favor of Gay Marriage
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Adorable Puppy Trying to Figure Out How to Bitchface
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The 17 Yr Old Teenage Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Social Farting
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New Condom Ad Warns Would-Be Dads About Nut-Punching Toddlers &
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Get Ready for Dat Booty
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Your Baby Is Already Water Skiing
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Okay, Fine: Kim and Kanye's Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night
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Carrot Top: I'm Sorry I Hurt the United States
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Woman Teaches Herself to Gain 200 Pounds
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This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Poop and I Fell for It...
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Just Let This Cross-Eyed Cat Sleep, Goddammit
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What Was That Goop All Over Los Angeles?
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Justin Bieber's Infant Daughter Lives in a JFK Airport Storage Closet Ceiling Panel?
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Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Eat More Bugs
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What the Hell Does Your Barista Think Of You?