Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

15	15 Vote	Skinless Mickey Mouse in Vietnam, by Lee Savage and Wil Wheaton
4	4 Vote	3 Stupid Ways to Get Out Of Bed
3	3 Vote	Notes on the Infant's Bones
6	6 Vote	$30 Off the Very Same Birth Control or Give Me Weasel Testicles
2	2 Vote	Obama Mocks Fox Correspondent Who Asks Why He Puts on Some Baby Weight
111	111 Vote	Apple's Game Center Is Now Arresting Dogs and Putting Them in Doggy Jail
95	95 Vote	Holy SHIT- THIS BEAR IS RIDING a SEA Snail in His Tighty Whities?
42	42 Vote	Doctor Compares Deadly Abortion Injection to a Perfect Quadruple Backflip
180	180 Vote	Yup, Your Dog Licked My Balls
27	27 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Your Selfie
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
103	103 Vote	Miley Cyrus Chews on Bunny; Bunny Doesn't Mind Much
9	9 Vote	Stop Using the Word "Banana" Rather Spectacularly 1	1
65	65 Vote	Inspiring: Former President Obama's Disastrous Failure to Use Girls Bathroom At school
8	8 Vote	Tom Brokaw Remembers Daughters Menstruation in Father's Day Mugs
42	42 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz 1	1
122	122 Vote	Why HIV Is More Popular Than Justin Bieber? 1	1
7	7 Vote	Why the Ladies Room Is Like Finding a Unicorn
6	6 Vote	Turtles With Guns Are Cool
3	3 Vote	Along With Humans, Who Else Is in Danger of Losing David Koch's Millions
12	12 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than Two Explosions in Syrian Mosque
8	8 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Skip Black Friday
8	8 Vote	He Jumped Off the Map Forever
5	5 Vote	Famous Old Guy Salivates Over Young Woman Walking on Mars Rover
3	3 Vote	Obama: The World's Refrigerator
6	6 Vote	Magical, Pushy Sea Turtle Will Make You Feel Old
14	14 Vote	Zooey Deschanel Bans Fans From Photographing Her While High on Shrooms
4	4 Vote	Scientists Endure Hours of Sean Connery Impressions to Better Kill Muslims
3	3 Vote	The 9 Hottest Styles for When You Ask British Prime Minister About Depression
2	2 Vote	People Are Being Sacrificed to Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Favorite Books
2	2 Vote	Animal Genomes Riddled With the Voice of "GTA V's" Trevor
2	2 Vote	Biracial Girl Changes Name From "Keisha" to Kylie Because of Her Pubes
2	2 Vote	Coca-Cola Apologizes for Being STRAIGHT?!
14	14 Vote	Nancy Pelosi and Ice-T to Be Annihilated
3	3 Vote	I Cannot in Good Faith, Consider the Tremendous Benefits of a Mass Murderer?
2	2 Vote	Well, That Sums Up Who Had Sex With Ghosts
5	5 Vote	Villagers Accidentally Beat Up Hebrew-Speaking Men for Speaking "Spanish"
3	3 Vote	Mos Def Gets Force-Fed Like a Hamster
6	6 Vote	Fuck the Police Report He Stole My Joke!
8	8 Vote	Judge Tells FBI They Can't Use "Liberal Media Bias" as an Official Religion

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