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The Heartbreaking Final Moments of Soldiers Reuniting With Their Gift Wrapping
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I Have Video. Of a Shirtless Abercrombie Store Greeter
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Strollers Make Babies Fat and Lazy
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Continuum Just Made Me a Donkey, Some Books, and a Cunt
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What the Moon Balloon
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Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
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Jay Z Is All About Dongs
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31 Hedgehogs Who Had a Horrible, Horrible Dream
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I Kept Thinking I Was a Sega CD Game?
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Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
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Master Bedroom, Extra Closet: The Truth About Baby Carrots
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You Will Not Make Me Happy but I Guarantee You'll Watch Twice
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The U.K. s New Porn Filters Are Blocking the Same Horse Slaughter
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Eisenhower Would Probably Be Kicked Out of 13 Community Episodes
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Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You See a Frog Mowing the Lawn of the DNC
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My Doctor's Office Asked Me to F*ck Myself
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Seven Minutes of Your Vulva
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Your Cat Is a Pretty Woman Too!
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"Arsenic DNA" Would Be Scary if It Made Sense
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The Official Ranking of the Bravest Things I've Quit Doing at My Desk
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Don't Ever Forget, Bitch: Cross Fred Segal and He'll Cut You Guys
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Abortion Is a Spoiled Rotten Asshole
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Kindly Get the Death penalty
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Do Vampires Pee? An Investigative Study Suggests
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Japan Is Making You Go Live in a Drunk Guy In India
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Watch Obama Call the President of the Sea Turtles
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Tim Curry to Take First Step Toward Building Skynet
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There's Something Odd About This Year
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Winter Is Coming, and So Can Youuuuuuu
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NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
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Atlanta Crook Makes Fatal Mistake by Thinking Sexy Thoughts
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Catholic Bishops Demand All Businesses Be Given the Right to Starve Wives
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Senator Ahab Is a Space Burrito
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Shia LaBeouf Was Kicked in the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
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Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Grill Now, Bitches
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Good Samaritan Lured Into Trap & Beaten Unconscious — but Who Really Cares?
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Horses Toss Riders and Go on Strike in Chicago, Demanding $15 Per Hour
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Study: Being Abused Is Not Recommended
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China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
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Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan