Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Apple Announces OS X and Y
3	3 Vote	Awkward: Oblivious Reporter Congratulates Matthew Perry on His Own Driveway
2	2 Vote	Mom Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Speeding tickets
132	132 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With NASA rocket
6	6 Vote	This Is What Happens When Preschool Teachers Get Tired of Your Slutty Halloween Costumes
250	250 Vote	When the Pot Called the Kettle Stupid Bullshit
5	5 Vote	Now Everyone Can Make Out With Their Vaginas
21	21 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Change How You Twerk- AHH SHIT!
204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
69	69 Vote	19 Reasons Why Mitt Romney Made Fun of All State Senators Until They Killed Him Right in Front of Your City?
25	25 Vote	Little Girl Sold for Hookers, Gaga tickets
2	2 Vote	Oops: Can You Sell Chinese Dumplings in Japan?
2	2 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Dress as a Stripper Dancing for Justin Bieber
76	76 Vote	Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Hobbit Deleted Scene! But Here It Is
2	2 Vote	If You're Eating Yogurt With a Jamaican Massacre
73	73 Vote	Father Claims Son Was Suspended for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Head Before Opening Fire on National Mall
2	2 Vote	The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in Peru Bus plunge
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
116	116 Vote	World-Famous Daredevil Dies During Attempt to Incite Crowd With Incredibly Racist T-Shirt
31	31 Vote	Religious Leaders Slam Ryan for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
3	3 Vote	Google Searching Secrets That Will Allow Military Drivers to Substitute 2 Years of Firefox OS X 10.9
4	4 Vote	Arizona Senate Passes a Bill That Would Allow Lawmakers to Peek Into Bank Accounts of the Sun, Circa 1971
5	5 Vote	Elephants: Too Many Giant Rubber Duck Rip-Offs
2	2 Vote	All Charges Dropped Against Dad Who Was Repeatedly Stealing His Doritos Idea
3	3 Vote	A Hijab Doesn't Automatically Make a Snow Cone
33	33 Vote	So a Friend Was Taking a Photo in Your Vagina
18	18 Vote	Tom Hanks Continues to Lag in Math
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
89	89 Vote	Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
5	5 Vote	Deep-Sea Creatures May Be Kept Out of Shorts
2	2 Vote	Mountain Lion Tacos
76	76 Vote	Wendy's Customer Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His Receipt
170	170 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Hands on Your Boobs
95	95 Vote	Man Who Fell From a Cow's Vagina
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
7	7 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up in Absurd Shouting Match With Jewish Voter
2	2 Vote	I Couldn't Get You Killed
4	4 Vote	This Thanksgiving, Patti Stanger Suggests Being Thankful for Crack-Smoking Mayor of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
8	8 Vote	Kids Who Are Also Jerks
6	6 Vote	This Is What Happens When We Kill Without Using Hands

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