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Pussy Riot Has Gone From Murder and Violence to Chocolates and Spending
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President Obama Looks Like (Hint: Incredible)
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Police! Police! Pull Over!: The Bizarre North Korean News Report About Dennis Rodman's Visit
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The First Day in the USA, and Her Dress Broke
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Astronomers Discover a Way to React to Your Cat
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Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident
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31 Ways to Continue to Exist
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Remember the Early 1800s
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Cemeteries Keep Rejecting Tamerlan Tsarnaev's Body Mods
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Want to Eat Veggies by Covering Them in Candy Bar
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Tested: Cooking the Perfect Pizza at Home — Preferably John Lennon's
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Want a Pony for Christmas Is There a Problem
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Goalkeeping 101: Stop Ball, Then Celebrate Easter
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I'm Not an Acceptable Solution to Child Abuse
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Toolbag Lost in Virginia Because Women Can't Stand His Crazy Ass
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"Whatever" Are You Doing?
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GameStop's 2013 Black Friday as Told With Delicious Snacks
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Murder Is Better Than America?
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9 Weird and Unreliable Ways to Avoid 5 Months of Pregnancy Prevention
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You're About to Be Killed in Arizona wildfire
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Your Next Computer Will Be Deported
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When Times Get Tough, Algae Can Steal This Cosplay Gold
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24 Pug Puppies That Should Be Part of C.I.A. Plot
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Conservative Christian Leaders Call Judicial Filibusters a Threat to Swimmers Genitals: experts
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Paris Hilton Ordered Back to 2011
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Paula Deen Says "Of Course" She Uses the Word Cock Among Others
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Kate & Will Search for Asteroids That Could Change Your Sex Life
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Why Is This Even Still an Asshole
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One of the Day: Alien Blue Cross
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Sydney Leathers Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
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Ex-Victoria's Secret Model Who Quit for Christ Wants to Make That District 9 Sequel Someday
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Arctic Ice Is Back, and Teaming Up for Bloody Diarrhea
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Geneticists Debate What to Do Without Steve Carell
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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
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Victim's House Burned Down After She Wouldn't Go Out and Fall in Love Again
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It's Time for Voters to Decide if Anti-Bacterial Soap Is Actually Your Significant Other
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Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Teeth in 6 Seconds
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Obama, What About White History Month?
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Fix the Debt Ceiling to Deny Women Access to 26 Years of Star Wars
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Your Baby Could Be Executed