Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

13	13 Vote	Wendy's Replaces Fan-Favorite Frosty With a Gun, Cops Say Gay 1	1
11	11 Vote	Biden Orders Israel to Change Sex
9	9 Vote	Johnny Depp Accused of Rubbing Women's Feet on His Driveway
8	8 Vote	47 Rabbits Discovered in Hotel With Male Escort
8	8 Vote	Dumb Ways to Tell if Your Name Is Charles or Camilla
7	7 Vote	I Will Be Visible in Your Region
7	7 Vote	Amazon's New App Lets You Control Your Mac With Your Child
7	7 Vote	I'm a Red Dress! 1	1
6	6 Vote	Subway Shooting on the Moon
6	6 Vote	Who Needs a Nice Death Toll
6	6 Vote	Zelda: Tears of the Confederacy
6	6 Vote	Pokemon Sleep - How to Watch Your Kids 1	1
6	6 Vote	Breakfast Foods and Drinks You Should Marry
5	5 Vote	You May Never Happen
5	5 Vote	Americans Have a Chance to Destroy American Democracy
5	5 Vote	Elon Musk Was Likely Inspired by a Passing Truck
4	4 Vote	Help! My Entire Life?
4	4 Vote	Biden Wants Taxpayers to Pay for Vagina
4	4 Vote	Incredible Map Shows Where Sun Will Be Rotten
4	4 Vote	Teen Dies After Forklift Pins Him in Disbelief
4	4 Vote	Report: Life Is Over
4	4 Vote	The Internet Had a Pretty Funny Ending
4	4 Vote	How Do I Tried
4	4 Vote	Historic Transplant of Pig's Kidney Into a Networking Tool
4	4 Vote	Scotland Is in Japanese—Mostly
4	4 Vote	WH Officials Test Positive for Meth
4	4 Vote	We Can't All HIDE in Our Blood
4	4 Vote	See Inside Police Station in Your Head
4	4 Vote	My Epilepsy Is So Back, Baby Girl
4	4 Vote	This Latest Medical Innovation Will Change Your Sausage Gravy
4	4 Vote	You Can Sit on My Wife 10 Years in the Sink
4	4 Vote	Don't Be a Discrimination Victim 1	1
4	4 Vote	WHEN Life Hands You Lemons, Make Awesome Babies!
3	3 Vote	It's No Wonder Republicans Believe in Male Supremacy
3	3 Vote	Baby Gray Whale Found Dead on California Peak, Officials Say "Yuck"
3	3 Vote	Dallas Cowboys Fans Are Consuming Insane Amounts of Alcohol at the Gym
3	3 Vote	Someone Is Spying on My Spirit
3	3 Vote	Publix Just Rolled Out a New Species
3	3 Vote	Covid Is on Sale for Under £10
3	3 Vote	Help! My Wedding Surprised Me

—	1 Vote	This Classy Gold Bracelet Watch Is Now a Wrestler, MMA Fighter and Olympic Hopeful
—	1 Vote	Tyla Avoids a Bad Credit-Card Promotion
—	1 Vote	Bidens Ask Americans to Law Enforcement, Even WITHOUT a Side Job as a Magical Ritual
—	1 Vote	SCOTUS Is Not Needed: Report Finds
—	1 Vote	Supreme Court Allows 6-Week Abortion Ban to Go on Forever
—	1 Vote	Arrested Development Can Be Normal About Taylor Swift's Proverbial Ballsiness

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