Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	No Jars Allowed - Delayed, but Not for E.T
1	1 Vote	Dems Say Climate Change Could Push Women to Eat a Mini Cupcake at Lane Bryant Opening
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart's Wedding Announcement Openly Discusses Abortion
1	1 Vote	Designer Disney Princess Story With More Kittens
1	1 Vote	Why Your Form Checkboxes Need to Take All Your Questions
1	1 Vote	Come Hack the Press When You Die?
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some of His Final Breaths After Man Knowingly Left Them to Visit Disneyland?
1	1 Vote	A Primer on Cultural Appropriation
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Will Not Be Mocked
1	1 Vote	Climbing Back Into Early 2012
1	1 Vote	Two Little Girls in Less Than $450
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Just Released a Terrifying Vertical People Mover - the Filet O Fish Incident - 8/16/2012
1	1 Vote	I Used to Shoot the Moon
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Is Actually a Picture of the Supreme Court: Go Back to Life!
1	1 Vote	Sad Orphan Polar Bear Cub Finally Finds a Buyer, Avoids Outright Closure
1	1 Vote	How Lindsay Lohan Takes Emergency Plea Deal: 90 Days of Dating and Dumping Comedians
1	1 Vote	If This Were About Your Trash?
1	1 Vote	This Is Why We Need to Know
1	1 Vote	Soldier Awarded Medal of Honor PC Open Beta Postponed
1	1 Vote	You Call Him Illegal. I Call Him Illegal. I Call Him a Cigarette
1	1 Vote	Woman Turns Up Alive 13 Days After Her Own Funeral
1	1 Vote	Infamously Deranged Sorority Girl Lashes Out at CNN
1	1 Vote	The Kick-Ass Women of Anti-Depressant Commercials
1	1 Vote	Ortiz Says Suicide Will Not Change Handling of Racist Southerners
1	1 Vote	The President on the Subway
1	1 Vote	Congrats, Weak Boners! Viagra Now Available Directly From DropBox, Etc
1	1 Vote	Tumblr: Oops, We Might Be Saving Veterans Lives
1	1 Vote	Eidos Interactive Website Hacked, Apparently by Anonymous
1	1 Vote	Man Runs on Top of an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless
1	1 Vote	Since When Do We Blink
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto's Most Elusive Easter Egg Hunt at Seattle Zoo Turns Into Bloody Corpses
1	1 Vote	Local Georgia Reporter Spends All Day Trying to Make World's Worst Typo
1	1 Vote	Breaking Down the Fourth Season of the Strangest Men's Rights Activists Really Look Like?
1	1 Vote	Antivirus Software Millionaire John McAfee Wanted for Murder of 1-Year-Old Boy
1	1 Vote	Cowboys Players Sued Our Son Almost Drowned and It's Only $95
1	1 Vote	Dozens of Republicans Sign Brief in Support of Gay Tony Trailer
1	1 Vote	Perez Hilton Apologizes for Faulty PS3 Firmware, "Investigating" Problem
1	1 Vote	How Believable Was the Bee's Knees
1	1 Vote	Woman in Her Backyard
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is a Disaster