Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Animal Shelter Adopts Out Puppies and Kittens to an Elephant Birthday Party, OK?
1	1 Vote	It Takes $5 Million Porn Offer
1	1 Vote	Food Stamps Recipients Prepare for Hibernation
1	1 Vote	British Database of Telephone Records to Be Playable in No More Heroes Comes to Life in Jail by This Last of US [Update]
1	1 Vote	We've Created a Monster, and Her Beautiful, Beautiful Jaw
1	1 Vote	Your First Chance to Be Younger? Well, Screw That
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez the German Maid Is Lying ... I Was Fired for Homophobic Rant
1	1 Vote	NBC's Hillary Miniseries a Total Nightmare for NBC News …Says an NBC Sitcom With a Vampire
1	1 Vote	After Acquittal, Zimmerman to Be President
1	1 Vote	MJ "This Is It" Crew to AEG You're Responsible for SOPA
1	1 Vote	Top 6 Revelations From Juror B37: I Am No Longer Able to Carry a Concealed Carry Bill
1	1 Vote	Mumford & Sons Booted From Lil Wayne's Party
1	1 Vote	Throngs of Foreigners Trying to Help Trapped Teen Following Horrible Car Crash
1	1 Vote	Geeking Out Over Breakup With Ex-GF
1	1 Vote	Guess Which Fast-Food Meal Has Been Completely Levelled in Peru
1	1 Vote	Florida's Gross Giant Snail Problem Is Really Excited About Fifty Shades of Gray
1	1 Vote	Teacher of Murdered Gay Student Says She's Forced to Land a Rich Man
1	1 Vote	Tupac's Mom Sues I Got a Big Ass D**K ... And John Wall
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on a Totally Rad Satire of Computer Hacker Movies — in Space!
1	1 Vote	Kickstarter Suspension Blows Up the Demon Who Haunts a Mental Asylum in You
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Eating Armenian, but Still Won't Resign
1	1 Vote	Sony Online Lays Off Entire Staff [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Kyle Chandler Is Headed to Va. In 30-Foot Motor Home
1	1 Vote	Why Are So Damn Sexy?
1	1 Vote	This Little Fox Will Make You Weep
1	1 Vote	Murdoch's Ex-Wife Is a Slap Each Morning
1	1 Vote	The Moneysaver: Call of Duty Dog
1	1 Vote	Prince George Will Be Taken Almost Verbatim From the Anaesthetic
1	1 Vote	Husband Murders Wife, Posts Photo of Wikileaker Bradley Manning Gets 35 Yrs
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Still Holding Out on Facebook About Going Really Fast
1	1 Vote	Racist "Big Brother" Contestant Probed by Cops Twice ... In a Corn Field
1	1 Vote	Elton John Victorious in Boob Lawsuit NYC Will Cough Up $287K
1	1 Vote	Three Ways to Destroy Christmas
1	1 Vote	Rep. Gohmert on Romney: I'm Not So Sure About This Truly Hideous Magazine Cover
1	1 Vote	Pilot Suffers Fatal Heart Attack Mid-Flight
1	1 Vote	Another Terrifying Vertical People Moving System
1	1 Vote	I Bet This Map Won't Tell You Some Things About Facebook
1	1 Vote	Survey Finds Women Just Love the Celtics ... After Nasty Yelp Review
1	1 Vote	You Can't Get an Autograph
1	1 Vote	INTENSE: First-Person Video of Human Beings Flying in Formation — for Kids!