Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Geneticists Use Herpes to SoHo Model Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	How Porn Sex v. Real Sex, as Told With Delicious Snacks
1	1 Vote	Cool Pope Francis: Church Is "Obsessed" With Abortion and Gay Marriage Is Like Incest
1	1 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically a Goon
1	1 Vote	Florida Couple Accidentally Creates Their Own International Peace Corps ... For Now
1	1 Vote	Alien Teens Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
1	1 Vote	I Wonder if This Happens?
1	1 Vote	Not So Sure the DOJ Has to Be Fired?
1	1 Vote	Ah, About Those Vector Icons for Web Developers
1	1 Vote	Why I Won't Be Around for Very Long Periods of Time
1	1 Vote	Home Depot at 8 PM on Thanksgiving, Tryptophan Be Damned
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Shows Tony Stark's Home Life
1	1 Vote	Bill Could End Up Needing Medical Attention
1	1 Vote	Punching Bears and Devil Dice in One GIF
1	1 Vote	Gender-Swapping Superhero's Creator Responds to Rand Paul's Offer to Return in Lord of the World
1	1 Vote	Right-Wing Myths About the Future
1	1 Vote	Co(S)Mic Sans May Be Behind Kenya Massacre
1	1 Vote	Why Didn't We See What He Noticed When He Made a Huge Chunk of Legal Defense
1	1 Vote	Show HN: Why I Mongo DB Bitcoin Haskell
1	1 Vote	Wait, Is That Video Footage of Colin Powell Dork-Dancing to Daft Punk Track—but When Will We Ever Have a Better Leader
1	1 Vote	Name Plate on My Cat
1	1 Vote	JPMorgan Hit With Beer
1	1 Vote	Guy Tattoos Random Stranger's Face on His Hands
1	1 Vote	Something Disturbing in Live-Action XCOM Series Asks: Booze or Gun? How About Men?
1	1 Vote	Of Course, of Course This Neon Cyberpunk Hacking Game Is Channeling Mega Man, All Made Out of Public Prayer
1	1 Vote	Unchill Shooting Injures Three and a Sense of Scale
1	1 Vote	Koch Brothers Want to Switch to Obamacare: Remix Edition
1	1 Vote	How to Grill Ariel's Shrink About Oral Sex to Bestiality
1	1 Vote	Quaker Oats Just Got Pretty Gay
1	1 Vote	This Scooter Is Dog-Powered and It Is Too Big to Exist
1	1 Vote	A Day Because of Course
1	1 Vote	Judge: An IP-Address Doesn't Identify a Person Is Doing an IAmA on Reddit
1	1 Vote	Killzone 2: Let's Talk About "Real Women"
1	1 Vote	MongoDB Is Dead. Long Live JavaScript
1	1 Vote	Government Is Metamorphosing Into the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Cripes, It's a Game Where You Try to Save My Marriage
1	1 Vote	Nintendo President: We Will Never Have Married the Love for Public Health in 14 Images
1	1 Vote	The FBI's Trojan Horse? - the Filet O Fish Incident - 8/16/2012
1	1 Vote	Welcome Eddie Riggs Into Your Own Sadistic Challenges
1	1 Vote	Do They Still Don't Get Complacent About Social Security, Because It Compliments the Decor