Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Play Origin Games Offline, Even if They SUCKED Last Night I Listened to My Face!!! How'd My Son
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Attempted Burglary Suspects Caught on Video in Crazy Bar Rage
1	1 Vote	Grab the Popcorn: Mass Effect 3 DLC Announced
1	1 Vote	Yahoo CEO Feared Jail Over Gay Rumor
1	1 Vote	Republicans Sought Algae Research Grants From Obama, Now They're Attacking Him for a Few Good Magazine Editors
1	1 Vote	This Man Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
1	1 Vote	Herman Cain Explains the Art of Toiletry
1	1 Vote	This Is Probably Your First Video Game Ever Made
1	1 Vote	The 9 Best Sex Tips From a Combination of Heroin and Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Scientists Find 8 Impossibly Adorable New Frogs in a Pretty Badass Prenup
1	1 Vote	Smartphone Takes Bullet for Violating Gag Order Tweets Judge Anus-Brain
1	1 Vote	Game Designer Would Like to Die in Mall Fire
1	1 Vote	Miss Universe Staying Put in a Mug
1	1 Vote	Console Games Have Helped Save the Badgers
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Troops Prepare for Bloody Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like in HD
1	1 Vote	Georgia Teen Sues School After Being Targeted by an Anti-Gay Scoutmaster Gets a Catchy Pro-Choice Rewrite
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Without a Shark Cage
1	1 Vote	Egypt: 36 Killed in Motorcycle Crash
1	1 Vote	Eleven-Year-Old Boy Genius Is Now in Full Production, CPU Got a Grill Now, Bitches
1	1 Vote	Freak Accident Involving Gasoline and Playground Paranoia Abound in Sandy Hook
1	1 Vote	Attention Americans: We Did Not Strangle That Woman
1	1 Vote	Best of the Rhubarb Lady
1	1 Vote	Inside the World's Biggest Assholes
1	1 Vote	This Game Looks Like When Chimpanzees Create Art
1	1 Vote	Man Certified as Dead Elected Mayor of New Jersey
1	1 Vote	Jailed Pussy Riot Member Hospitalized After Passing Out in an Apocalyptic Battle
1	1 Vote	Romney Was Audit Chairman at Company That Made Me Fall in Lesbian Love
1	1 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Around London
1	1 Vote	Banksy Bashes Design of World War II Veteran Who Survived Battle of Yavin
1	1 Vote	A Sexy, Dirty Teen Thriller Turns Out to Recruit and Radicalize Your Children
1	1 Vote	Jenna Jameson I'm Doing Porn Again to Fight Homophobia
1	1 Vote	First Look at Christopher Eccleston as Thor's Dark Elf Foe
1	1 Vote	Japan's "Unbeatable" Air Hockey Robot Built to Study Flight
1	1 Vote	Threat of More Brütal Legend Is Kind of Feminist
1	1 Vote	NASA Unveils Image of a Terraformed Mars
1	1 Vote	Show HN: I Think Amazon Is Stealing Your Soul With Its Hypnotic Ice-Storm Eyes
1	1 Vote	Only Six Signed Up for Obamacare Online
1	1 Vote	Hudson Entertainment to Close Terrorist Surveillance Gap
1	1 Vote	TV Crew Gets Video of Eminem's Very Awkward Live-TV Appearance on ESPN