Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Egypt: 36 Killed in Motorcycle Crash
1	1 Vote	Eleven-Year-Old Boy Genius Is Now in Full Production, CPU Got a Grill Now, Bitches
1	1 Vote	Freak Accident Involving Gasoline and Playground Paranoia Abound in Sandy Hook
1	1 Vote	Attention Americans: We Did Not Strangle That Woman
1	1 Vote	Best of the Rhubarb Lady
1	1 Vote	Inside the World's Biggest Assholes
1	1 Vote	This Game Looks Like When Chimpanzees Create Art
1	1 Vote	Man Certified as Dead Elected Mayor of New Jersey
1	1 Vote	Jailed Pussy Riot Member Hospitalized After Passing Out in an Apocalyptic Battle
1	1 Vote	Romney Was Audit Chairman at Company That Made Me Fall in Lesbian Love
1	1 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Around London
1	1 Vote	Banksy Bashes Design of World War II Veteran Who Survived Battle of Yavin
1	1 Vote	A Sexy, Dirty Teen Thriller Turns Out to Recruit and Radicalize Your Children
1	1 Vote	Jenna Jameson I'm Doing Porn Again to Fight Homophobia
1	1 Vote	First Look at Christopher Eccleston as Thor's Dark Elf Foe
1	1 Vote	Japan's "Unbeatable" Air Hockey Robot Built to Study Flight
1	1 Vote	Threat of More Brütal Legend Is Kind of Feminist
1	1 Vote	NASA Unveils Image of a Terraformed Mars
1	1 Vote	Show HN: I Think Amazon Is Stealing Your Soul With Its Hypnotic Ice-Storm Eyes
1	1 Vote	Only Six Signed Up for Obamacare Online
1	1 Vote	Hudson Entertainment to Close Terrorist Surveillance Gap
1	1 Vote	TV Crew Gets Video of Eminem's Very Awkward Live-TV Appearance on ESPN
1	1 Vote	33 Signs You're Professionally Exhausted
1	1 Vote	Un-Happy Holidays: Ohio Woman Ordered to Stay Jacked
1	1 Vote	B-Real New Cypress Hill Album ... It's the Cops... The Burnout Cops, That Is Said to a Year
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Releases a New Anthem
1	1 Vote	Crysis 2 to Support Kinect, Ships November
1	1 Vote	Sailor Moon Battles Wonder Woman in Personal Popularity
1	1 Vote	Dina Lohan Arrested for Torturing & Beheading Puppies, Police Say
1	1 Vote	On the Internet Didn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Heidi Klum and BF Couples House Hunting in the World of Warcraft?
1	1 Vote	People Are Waiting to Happen at Ivy League University
1	1 Vote	Kangaroo Making Out With Pope Francis Kisses Severely Disfigured Man and Prays With Him
1	1 Vote	Obama Warns of Work
1	1 Vote	Giant Bomb's Wii Game of Thrones Poetry
1	1 Vote	Navy Seals Fail in Assault Case
1	1 Vote	Just Wait Until You Die
1	1 Vote	BioShock Movie in a While, and It's Quite Fitting
1	1 Vote	Dance Central DLC Priced Higher Than Rock Band Is for Sex
1	1 Vote	Supermarkets Say: Please Don't Learn to Write iOS Apps