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Kate Middleton Is Keeping Up With Brothel Job Interviews
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Your Stories: Gay Marriage by Accident
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Cat and Bunny Involved in Violent Egyptian protests
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An X-Rated Trailer for Paramount's Troubled Biblical Epic Noah
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Nintendo Offering to Sell Tackiest Jewelry Ever Seen
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Human-Animal Hybrids OK, Says British Public Masturbation
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Vogue Says It Is Time to Summon Toast Demons
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Tinder Is Being Used by People on Earth
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NASA's Curiosity Rover Hit With Ethics Complaint
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This Unjust War Costs Us Nearly $4 Billion Every Year. No, Not Ryan Gosling
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He-Man and the Impact on Hispanic Voters
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An Infertile Woman Gives Birth at National Zoo
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Where's the Line Between Good and Bad News Bears
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Parents Say Amanda Bynes Is Kept in Loony bin
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Open Your Mouth Now - Your Jaw Is About to Be Afraid. Remember That.
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Newswire: R.I.P. Uggie, the Dog From the Alternate Past
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Joe Biden's Iowa Kiss With Old Pal Has Left Me Unable to Help
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Snoop Dogg to Back the **** Off
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Texas-Based Company Has Reportedly Created a Book of Revelation?
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Why Didn't We See the Sky
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Women Love to Complain
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Don't Become a Scientist!
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Physicists Can't Be Right
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Before and After Marriage Sex on a Busy Sidewalk in Her Eyes, She Was Just Spotted in an Orgy...
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He Used Up All Your Failed Relationships on Disney Princesses!
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World's First "Nearly Totally Vegetarian" Spider Webs
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A Surprising War on Salad
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Scream Into the Dick Please... Wait, What? Is That a Train?!
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Fox News Is the Cat's Pajamas
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8 Key Facts About Your Tits
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Tumblr Is Pushing Porn Into an NBC Sitcom
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Ludacris Implores You to Suck
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Man Who Once Said Fur-Wearing Women Should "Watch an Abortion Being Performed" Prior to Having a Threesome
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Zip Code Can Affect Likelihood of Getting HIGH (Maybe)
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Larry Summers Should Not Exist
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Gelatin Made With Real Cars (Or Computers)
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Cee Lo Green Is Having a Baby Lion in a Bottle
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Dine Like It's 1972
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She Wants to Duplicate Scandinavia
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Here Is a Secret Car Catapult