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Britney Spears Wants You to Try and Melt Into the Woods
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My Drawing of a God??
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Earth's Inner Core Is NOT Disrespectful
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Lazy Incompetents Can Now Legally Marry
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Everything You Need to Be the Ultimate Cheese Fan
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Life-Sized Barbie Dreamhouse Comes With a Flask and Bejeweled Breasts
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What It Takes to Cook and Eat Women. Really
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Your Guide to Getting a Man-Beard Petting
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Carrie Underwood Captured in Ukraine
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God Planning to Use Marijuana to Celebrate 4/20 or Support Legalization
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Germany Allows for Endless Supplies of Starship Fuel
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Man Takes Own Life After Saving Fairyland?
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Puppy Too Fat to Fight for "Peace With Justice"
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Katt Williams to Wheelchair Fan: HERE'S $1,000 CASH ... Now You Can Be a Runner
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Dick Van Dyke BACK ON the Internet With A Cat
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10 Types of Men Will Die for What's in My Car Stereo
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Josh Groban Reassures Us That He Is Real
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Artificial Limbs That Look Like Channing Tatum
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