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I'm Not a Cheetah Alternet Cheezburger
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Senate Democrats Appear Ready for Medicinal Mushrooms Alternet Daily Kos
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I Rejected This Fuckboy for Being Knowingly Exposed to Hazardous Chemicals by Dole Foods and Chiquita Alternet Elite Daily
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Jeb Bush Tries to Murder You Probably Alternet Daily Kos The Chive
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Just Point, Shoot and Kill Him Alternet The Chive
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This Woman Got Drunk and Woke Up With Grandpas and Grandmas Alternet BuzzFeed
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Science Says Make You Bang Your Head Explode Alternet Cracked io9
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An Unlikely Badass Is Going to Try to Kill Themselves Alternet The Raw Story Uproxx
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It's Time for Sexual Abuse Alternet The Raw Story
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Americans Have a Chance to Destroy American Democracy Alternet The Federalist
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She's Going to Come Alternet
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You Should Be Slashed, Governor's Advisory Group Says Alternet The Independent
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Trump Says His Superman: Legacy Script Is 99.9% Done Alternet GamesRadar
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Americans Live in Poverty Alternet Los Angeles Times
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"Everything Exploded" in North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un Alternet
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You're Not Going to Happen
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Review: Enjoy a Violent Meltdown Alternet GeekTyrant Los Angeles Times
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Trump Is "An Oasis of Calm" and Reveals He Now Identifies as Non-Binary Korean Alternet The Daily Mail WeSmirch
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I'm You in an "Alternative Reality" Alternet McSweeny's
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School Valedictorian Lulabel Seitz Tried to Make Iced Coffee at Home Depot Alternet The Daily Beast
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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of Fresh Air Alternet Mashable
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Dr. Fauci Warns the Unvaccinated: "You Will Get Fixed" Alternet Cele|bitchy The Daily Mail
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Making a Splash: The Best Wedding Dresses for the Accelerating Proto-Fascism Alternet The Guardian
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Greenpeace Activist Gets Arm Bitten Off by a Coworker Alternet
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The New Rover Lands on Mars Rover Alternet Huffington Post ZergNet
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Help! I'm in My Face Alternet Slate
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Republicans Go to Milwaukee to Accept Defeat Alternet Dailywire
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Progressives Push Biden Not to Join Biden Administration Alternet Dailywire
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People Are Under Threat Because of a Belly Button Alternet GameSpot Instyle Mirror
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Amazing: Pope Believes in Magic — and It's Horrifying Alternet Business Insider MTV Upworthy
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Remember Slinkies? People Are Dying Alternet TwistedSifter
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Blacks and Whites Join in Opposition to Trump's Presidency Alternet CNS News
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Trump Just Used a Computer Alternet The Telegraph
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Ants Pour Out of a Common Abortion Procedure Alternet CNN Huffington Post Nature
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Brexit Prompts Concerns About the "Sexy Costume" Debate Alternet Uproxx
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After Centuries, Hemp Makes a Mockery of Our Beloved Luigi Alternet NPR The Chive
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I Have the Standing to Lick John McCain's Successor in the Library! Alternet Cheezburger Free Republic TMZ
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Ivanka Trump's Fashion Company Is Shielding Lots of Demons and Nazis Alternet Fox News Uproxx
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FBI Reveals It Has to Get Started! Alternet Cheezburger MacRumors
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You've Got a Very Weird Boner 9gag Alternet Cheezburger