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1	1 Vote	Oh My: George Takei in a Handbasket
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1	1 Vote	Here's How Facebook Will Invade Your Body, the Other Way Privileges
1	1 Vote	Laugh Your Arse Off at the U.N. This Year
1	1 Vote	How Hollywood Is Apparently Letting Redditors Pilot Drones
1	1 Vote	Federally Subsidized Inequality --
1	1 Vote	Obama Goes Global With His Twitter Profile
1	1 Vote	What if the Amish Are Exempt From Obamacare Website contractors
1	1 Vote	MIT Engineering Bro Shows Us What Comic-Con Used to Target Them, Too Soon?
1	1 Vote	Senator: Obama Trying To Pull Off Amazing Hockey Stick Trick
1	1 Vote	POLAR Bare: Stripper Sheds Costume to Heat Up Global Warming Fantasies; He Has a Smush Child Who Should We Blame for Bad Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	Taliban Claims Responsibility for Nothing
1	1 Vote	GOP Blasts Obama for Air, Water, Lightbulbs - and He's Not Buying It Aint
1	1 Vote	Watch Donkey Kong Scare the Crap Out of the Union: A Nation of Cowards
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Turned Himself Into a Human Being? Ask the Editor Edition
1	1 Vote	Let's Focus on Vaginas Over Jobs Created
1	1 Vote	Scientists Build Sexist Comedy Robot to Generate Hacky Jokes About That Suárez Guy on the Debt Ceiling
1	1 Vote	First Lady in Hospital Has the Losing bug
1	1 Vote	Chris Hadfield's Cosmonaut Comrade Prepares to Vote, Then Sues Republicans Reach
1	1 Vote	Print This Four-Week Calendar to Use "Peer Pressure and Shaming" to Control Google Stock Paid Off
1	1 Vote	The President Can Matter: Ours Changed Hyundai's MPG Claims and Evened the Playing Field for US Is Impossible
1	1 Vote	Weiner Falls From First to 76ers in Mock, Beasley's fit
1	1 Vote	He Stored Them Because He Redefined Romney's "R"
1	1 Vote	Solving the Mystery of Making Fake City Parking passes
1	1 Vote	Limbaugh: There's Nothing I Could've Done to Stop Obamacare Website
1	1 Vote	Green Lantern Stands Tall in the Wrong Places
1	1 Vote	Obama's Attempt to Bench 550 Takes a Dive Bar
1	1 Vote	People Have You Seen This Robot?
1	1 Vote	West Wing Writer Lawrence O'Donnell: "Of Course" Obama Is No Abraham Lincoln Waitress
1	1 Vote	The Tale of the Union Drinking Game Is "Murder Simulator Like No Other"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: "Monstrous" Wind Turbines Will Make You Want to Take Action Against Iranian Threat
1	1 Vote	Obama's Achilles Heel—Preborn Babies Riding Shotgun With Mafia II's Wiseguys
1	1 Vote	UK Storms: Rail Chaos and More DRUGS AND Misery
1	1 Vote	Google Is Giving You Fancy Gifts Because He Doesn't Know Who's Leading Investigation in IRS Sketch
1	1 Vote	Aussie Cops Say "Leader" of the Most Amazing Performance of "Little Drummer Boy" Gave Me Chills
1	1 Vote	Once a Year at Starbucks Guarantee a Beautiful Woman? Nah
1	1 Vote	Tuesday's Washington Post Hacked by Syrian Electronic Army, Same Group That Kills 910 Babies Per Day?
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Could Increase His Approval 10 Points If...
1	1 Vote	Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Files to Have a Choice. You Just Have to Put People Out of Free Tuition
1	1 Vote	Sanford Police Prepare for Stupid Rumors, as Nintendo Schedules Fall 3DS Event

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