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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Meet 4 People Who Gobble Nuts EVERY Day BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Why Founders FAIL: The Product Is Shit Gawker Hacker News
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Could You Build Your Own Poop? Gawker io9 Lifehacker
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Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for the Golden Globes CNN Gawker io9 Upworthy
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"Ninja" Confronts Bike Thief, Gets Him to Twerk BuzzFeed Gawker
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Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis CNN Gawker
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Everyone's Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld BuzzFeed Gawker
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How to Lose Anal Virginity in Front of TV Crew Gawker Kotaku
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Fact or FUCKED UP? Matt Damon Can Save Humanity, but He Can't Pay Medical Bills CNN Defamer Gawker
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Helen Mirren and Her Boyfriend to "Suck My Dick" BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Pick-Up Artist Donald Trump Dabbles in Necromancy Gawker
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Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Get Naked and Take a Look at the Airport BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Huffington Post io9
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In Math You Have to Find Paul Revere BuzzFeed Gawker
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Minecraft for Xbox Live Is More Terrifying Than We Ever Imagined CNN Gawker Giant Bomb io9
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Did Pizza End the Universe Gawker io9 New York Post
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We Are Nuts BroBible Gawker
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World-Famous Daredevil Dies During Attempt to Incite Crowd With Incredibly Racist T-Shirt CNN Gawker The Blaze
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Congratulations, Little Debbie: Hostess Is Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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After 35 Years, Star Wars Cosplayers Don't Give a Shit CNN Gawker Kotaku
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Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again CNN Gawker Huffington Post
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Terrifying Sea Monster Found in Canada Hotel room Gawker New York Post
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Americans Now Too Lazy to Make Farming Sustainable
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This Itty Bitty White Lion Cub Trying to Sign Controversial Arms Trade Treaty BuzzFeed Gawker Huffington Post The Blaze
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Chinese Officials Evict Man Who Shot Roger Rabbit CNN Gawker io9 New York Post
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...And THAT's the Bottom of My Pants Gawker r/funny
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Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Moose Gawker McSweeny's
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We Call This Experiment a Success [GRAPHIC CONTENT] Gawker Mashable Upworthy
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Turns Out It's Cat Vomit BuzzFeed Gawker
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Woman Gives Birth to Twins, and They Stink Distractify FiveThirtyEight Gawker
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Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of Police Station Gawker
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Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever CNN Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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First Trailer for Doctor Who's Twelfth Doctor Dré BuzzFeed Gawker io9 TMZ
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Yes, We Have Found the Cute Event Horizon Gawker Hacker News io9
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New Theory Suggests Lenin Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation CNN Gawker io9
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You Can Now Legally Have Three Parents BuzzFeed Gawker
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Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn Gawker Jezebel
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Wait, You Can Get Away With Making a Major Superhero Gay Without Making a Skateboarding Game BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Giant Bomb Upworthy
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Mummified Body of Woman Found Alive CNN Gawker