Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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17,976 smashes / 84,138 upvotes / smashed from 10,407 real headlines

8.1 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

92	92 Vote	How Romney Could Have Big Tits
92	92 Vote	House Painter Gets $58M After Vicious Bar Beating Leaves Him With 8-Month erection
92	92 Vote	Putin Says Gays Are Coming Out
92	92 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Us Agreeing on Something
91	91 Vote	When a Truck Full of Butts
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
91	91 Vote	Lazy Incompetents Can Now Rent Ninja in Japan
91	91 Vote	Paula Deen Says "Of Course" She Uses the Word Cock Among Others
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
91	91 Vote	Don't Listen to These 26 Million Children
91	91 Vote	Guy Makes a Motorcycle From His Father and Father's Attorney
90	90 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man's Guide to Identifying Someone's Sexual Orientation by Appearance Alone
90	90 Vote	How Many Calories Are in Hungary
89	89 Vote	Gena Rowlands: I Never Dreamed About Being Seduced by Santa and Abe Lincoln 1	1
89	89 Vote	Of Course Bill Clinton Is Getting a Prosthetic Paw
89	89 Vote	Marilyn Manson Might Be Pregnant Again
89	89 Vote	Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird
89	89 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
89	89 Vote	Yes, We Can Start Having Babies at 17 Days Old
89	89 Vote	I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles 1	1
89	89 Vote	Metallica to Ride a Roller Coaster Again
88	88 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
88	88 Vote	Orangutans Will Soon Allow You to Join Them!
88	88 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
88	88 Vote	Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
87	87 Vote	Google, What Were 300 Gallons of Urine Doing Inside a Barrel With Harry Houdini
87	87 Vote	How to Murder Neighbor
87	87 Vote	FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Scam
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
87	87 Vote	My Wife Believes She Is a Portable Magnetic Camera Mount
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
87	87 Vote	Naked Crowd Surfer at Kings of Leon Show Invited to Speak at MLK Event
87	87 Vote	Mr. Obama Repeatedly Lost Patience With Reddit Enhancement Suite
86	86 Vote	Indiana Man Pulls Out His Fake Cock
86	86 Vote	A Simple Idea That Will Kill Santa Claus for $5,500
86	86 Vote	Anti-Gay Marriage Historian Shoots Himself While Bowling
86	86 Vote	Bank Repossesses Wrong House, Kill Elderly Woman, Torch 70 Homes
86	86 Vote	Quit Fucking With Us

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