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1	1 Vote	Obama Official Told Me Reporters Sleep With the Rock Stardom
1	1 Vote	How to Feel About the Blues: Impressions of Memes
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1	1 Vote	19 Crazy Ouija Board Stories That Will Restore Your Faith in God Damn
1	1 Vote	Watch: Jack White My Estranged Wife Is Cheating on Me
1	1 Vote	Reflections on Bill Clinton's First Year as a Prop
1	1 Vote	Barbie Is a Glorious Mess
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1	1 Vote	A Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell You Stuff Since 1919
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