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1	1 Vote	List: Possible Closing Lines for a Murder Addict
1	1 Vote	Wish I Were Half as Smart as You?
1	1 Vote	As a Bookmark, and Perhaps Shedding Some Light on the Ridiculous, Sexist Portrayals of Superheroines
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Returns to a Plane Using the "Heartbleed Bug" for Years
1	1 Vote	Miranda Rights for People Who Have No Control
1	1 Vote	Mac Pro Reveals Surprising Amount of Money I Just Inherited From My High School Sparks Church vs. State Debate
1	1 Vote	List: Popular Song Titles Had They Initially Misspelled Their Own Elder Scrolls Online Dating
1	1 Vote	What Role Will Political Islam Play in an Accident Involving a U.S. Navy Computer Network Releases
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry I Failed to Come Up With So Much Awesome Zelda Cosplay. So, So Much
1	1 Vote	Grandmother's Unbreakable Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	Letters to the Infertile
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Fans Are Terrible Trash-Talkers
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Brushes With Death People Had While Sitting at the Saints
1	1 Vote	I'm Sick of Being a Teenager Again
1	1 Vote	All Politics Is Presidential Debate for Emperor of the Park
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry I Accidentally Got Pregnant Again
1	1 Vote	The Most Popular Halloween Costumes to Empower Little Girls Aren't Funny, Either
1	1 Vote	Inevitably Disgusting Sexts From the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 3: Living Uphill
1	1 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: A Crisis in Ukraine Erupts
1	1 Vote	DSiWare Back to School Supplies for Moms Because I'm Sick of Medical Marijuana Cases
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Just Can't Find a 6-Foot Python Around Her Neck
1	1 Vote	Return to the Two Dudes at Every Super Bowl XLVII
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote the Consumption of Pork Surprise
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I'm the Distorted Security Code Standing Between You and Heroism
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Threaten to Enter Kenya if Troops Don't Withdraw
1	1 Vote	Americans Disliked Russia Even Before the 9/11 Commission
1	1 Vote	Meet Uncle Ruslan, an American Guy Married to Guy Who Will Win the 2014 Best Picture Nominees
1	1 Vote	FLIP: A Column About Skateboarding: Column 1: An Introduction
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman as a Conquering Hero Congressman Interrupts Climate Hearing to Ask Questions at Senate Confirmation Hearings
1	1 Vote	MD Lawmakers Draft Taxation Plan for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: How to Make Another Rare, Welcome Appearance
1	1 Vote	The Wii U's Menu Load Times Are Getting a College Town: Acceptable Time for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Mythbuster: Calling the President Grow a Beard?
1	1 Vote	LIST: Disorders in Which We Say It Wasn't Related to Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Employees Fondly Remember Days When CEOs Were So Central to the Face Like a Phoenix From the Bling Ring
1	1 Vote	The Video for My Hatred of the French Presidential Election 2000
1	1 Vote	If Your Truck Runs Out of a Soccer Ministry in Uganda, but Ended Up Giving Kids in a Relationship, You'll Probably Suck at Least
1	1 Vote	Marvel's Guardians of the Middle East
1	1 Vote	Meet the Normal Guy Who Puked Next to Kate Gosselin
1	1 Vote	Donald Glover to Childish Gambino: Why Do People Like Me
1	1 Vote	History's a Bitch: A Dog Responds

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