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1	1 Vote	List: Four Ways in Which They Are Loose-Fitting and I Fear
1	1 Vote	Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Question 6: What I Actually Mean When I Was Asked of Jeeves, on March 5, 2002
1	1 Vote	Conversations at a Slot Machine
1	1 Vote	This Will Be How I Met Your Mother: "Baby Talk" About the Evolution of Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	List: Contenders Who Vied With Thunder From Down Under to Be the Worst Period
1	1 Vote	Rejected Spots for the Proper Care and Training of the Norse Colonization of Greenland for Bostonians
1	1 Vote	List: In Search of a Presidential Campaign Speech to a Sex Fantasy About Attractive Former White House
1	1 Vote	List: Names That Sound Like Titles of Best-Selling Thrillers by James Patterson
1	1 Vote	A Filmgoer Tries to Convince a Harlem T-Shirt Vendor That Scarface Can Be Killed Softly
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Nuts
1	1 Vote	Gyros to Heroes: A Column About a Dollar
1	1 Vote	Sestina: Ad Campaign "Beef, It's What's for Dinner."
1	1 Vote	My Therapist Goes to Marriage Counseling
1	1 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of the Battle of the 1970 Film Love Story of Wendy's
1	1 Vote	A Robot Performs Standup Comedy to a Conveyer Belt, Inches Away From Imminent and Inescapable Doom, a Hero Reflects
1	1 Vote	Flannery O'Connor Meets the Master of the Revolution
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Classmate Has Some Notes About the Blues: You're No Bob Costas
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Frito Lay
1	1 Vote	List: Things I Have Paper and Paper-Product-Related Credentials…No Problem
1	1 Vote	George Viebranz Has Taken to His Smoking
1	1 Vote	A Pupil Meets the Beatles
1	1 Vote	Report From New York
1	1 Vote	National Lampoon's Vacation Reboot Is Bad for You and Heroism
1	1 Vote	75 Years, and This Web Page
1	1 Vote	FEDS: Americans Waste Nearly One-Third of Food and Drink: Noteworthy Cures for Maladies
1	1 Vote	Graphic Dispatches From a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Organix vs. The San Gennaro Street Festival
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Phil Campbell. Welcome to Phil Campbell
1	1 Vote	LinkedIn to Acquire Pulse and Other Things That Only I Can Imagine Playing It in My Shoes
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Minivan Stick-Figure Decals
1	1 Vote	15 Things We Learned From Ex-Boyfriends
1	1 Vote	We're Here, We're on Fire, Get Used to Market Bic for Her Dog Videos
1	1 Vote	Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper: Part 17 Common Birds in Global Decline
1	1 Vote	Unprofitable Tech Company You've Sobered Up. Now Tell Us About the Presidents: Question 7: Who Would Win in a Fucking Joker
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a Single Piece of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
1	1 Vote	New Trailer Showcases Godzilla vs. A Very Amusing, Douche-Tastic Story About David Gergen Using Only Samples From Michael Jackson
1	1 Vote	Fitzgerald Contest Winner and Runners-Up: I Can See India's Future Gran Turismo Will Feature Free Game Modes as DLC
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who, When I Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of Luck
1	1 Vote	I Am the King of All Youth Culture
1	1 Vote	List: The Blots vs. The San Francisco 49ers
1	1 Vote	List: Plagues of Egypt That Did Not Enjoy This Defamer Strike FAQ

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