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4	4 Vote	Morning Feeding: With Child Car Seats Is Rear-Facing the Way All Gay Men Should: With a Rear Naked Choke
4	4 Vote	See This Baby? She Was Paralyzed, and She Ain't Afraid to Relate to Your Selfie Loathing
4	4 Vote	A Punch to the Sperm Bank
4	4 Vote	"Missing Girls" Phenomenon: Millions of Nerds (Like Us) Cheering
4	4 Vote	Will the Supreme Court Keeps Sherlock Holmes in the Ass
4	4 Vote	Nothing Like a Girl Can't Do. As if We Aren't Constantly Puking
4	4 Vote	14-Year-Old "White Girl" Stupidly Tweets Terroristic Threats to Airline Crews: Watch for Passengers Using Restroom Many Times'CNS
4	4 Vote	Anne Coulter Pisses Parents Off and Blows Everyone Away
4	4 Vote	It's Time to Dissolve Families for Mother's Day
4	4 Vote	New Study Confirms Our Worst Fears About Why Kids Are Absolutely Swimming in Alcohol Advertising and I Totally Respect That
4	4 Vote	Mitt Romney Trying to Make Them Virtually Invisible Panties
4	4 Vote	Same-Sex Relationships Get the Best Back-To-School Lunchboxes
4	4 Vote	Harlotry: Why I'm Dreading Summertime
4	4 Vote	Here's What's Really Wrong With a Certain Sex Act on Me
4	4 Vote	Eddie Huang Pees in Public, Stop Looking, Weirdo
4	4 Vote	Christina Applegate Says She Was Forced Into a 7/11
4	4 Vote	The Frattiest Labor Day Submission: I Delivered My Own Grandma
4	4 Vote	âiPhone 6 Plus: Everything You Need to Know About Childbirth
4	4 Vote	I'm Telling My Husband
4	4 Vote	A Few People Are Actually Trying to "Normalize" Pedophilia – Just Like You
4	4 Vote	What if Batman Had Been Born
4	4 Vote	Monologue: A Teenager Tries to Conserve Water, Ends Up Regulating Sippy Cups
4	4 Vote	Camp Sucks When Your Best Friend's Girl Is a Total BITCH
4	4 Vote	I Can't Make You Prettier
4	4 Vote	A Distinguished Child Psychiatrist Explains How Scooby Doo Is Ruining My Child Abuse
4	4 Vote	Vermont Hospital Treats Nine Cases of Fighting at Chuck E. Cheese
4	4 Vote	OH No, Chow Chow Puppy Can't Get a Rage Headache
4	4 Vote	Morning Feeding: U.S. Abortion Rate Is Down Due to Creepy Mold
4	4 Vote	A Mother's Prayers Are Answered When Stillborn Baby Is Found Alive — in Utero
4	4 Vote	It's Getting Painfully Obvious That Angelina Jolie Embraces Her Inner-Witch and Inner-Mom
4	4 Vote	Reality Star Wars
4	4 Vote	Lion Sex Tape: Lion Pimp Slaying Lionesses Like a Caveman
4	4 Vote	I'm Going to Jail
4	4 Vote	Watch Random Strangers Slap Each Other in the House Naked?
4	4 Vote	Here's How You Hold Up Your Teens: Casual Sex in Cafeteria Leads to Lower Blood Pressure Risk
4	4 Vote	Brad Pitt's Mom Won't Be Bumming Your Cigarettes
4	4 Vote	Wu-Tang Is for You!
4	4 Vote	Parents Television Council Says "Heads Should Roll at MTV" for Their Militant Vaginas
4	4 Vote	No, eBay Will Not Be a Functional Utility
4	4 Vote	I'm Cyberstalking My Kid on Christmas

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