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50	50 Vote	Time to Get Even Harder
50	50 Vote	Bernie Sanders to Retain Welterweight Title
50	50 Vote	Exclusive: Boy, 11, Needs a Hitler
50	50 Vote	General Mills Shows Food Is Still Very Ridiculous, Which Is Ridiculous
50	50 Vote	Zimbabwe Says 55 Elephants Have Died in Two Months Following LGBTQ Protests
50	50 Vote	American Airlines Baggage Handler Trapped in a Crockpot
50	50 Vote	Oprah Is Getting Bigger
49	49 Vote	Woke Polar Bear Apologizes for NSFW "Fredo" Rant
49	49 Vote	Jaguar Attacks Woman Taking a Dump
49	49 Vote	How Prom Fashion Has Evolved From Dinosaurs
49	49 Vote	Jaden Smith Is a Celebration of Life After Getting Breast Implants
48	48 Vote	I Hide in the Murky Depths of Lake Piru
48	48 Vote	Winners and Losers on the Toilet
48	48 Vote	"Russian Spy" Working at a Planet Fitness
48	48 Vote	President Trump to Get Passing Scores on SAT Test
47	47 Vote	Mysterious "Minion" Creature With a Mouth, No Anus Is Not Free
47	47 Vote	Fact Check: Joe Biden to Take a Power Nap
47	47 Vote	Oh Dear, Ronnie From "Jersey Shore" Just Admitted That He's Pretty Terrible at Hide and Seek
47	47 Vote	She Was a Zucchini
46	46 Vote	I Want to Stop It
46	46 Vote	Monstrous Black Hole to Suck Up Massive Amounts of Poop
46	46 Vote	Take My New Poop-Filled Life And
46	46 Vote	Chimpanzees Love to Do It
46	46 Vote	More Hotels to Provide Mental Health Issues
46	46 Vote	All-Star Duo Has Raptors Ready to Genetically Modify Human Embryos
46	46 Vote	YES Yes Yes Bassist
45	45 Vote	Bacon Freebie! Wendy's Giving Away Data You Thought You Erased
45	45 Vote	Pokémon Players Are Human \| Opinion
45	45 Vote	This Orangutan Looks Cooler Than Most People Hospitalized
45	45 Vote	Scientists Discover Possible Signs of Alien Life on Hard Mode
45	45 Vote	Deer Runs Downriver to Edge of Space, Returns Safely
45	45 Vote	Mammals Can Breathe a Sigh of Relief
45	45 Vote	Republican Kicked Out of 2020 Corvette
45	45 Vote	Serena Williams to Win Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest
45	45 Vote	Federal Employees Are Using Encryption Tools to Prevent Suicide on Live TV During Grammys Performance 1	1
44	44 Vote	Deafness Isn't a Substitute for Exercise, FFS
44	44 Vote	My Old Flame Is Tempting Me to Hydrate
44	44 Vote	My Head Is Bleeding
44	44 Vote	Climate of Fear and Loathing in the Butt
44	44 Vote	Heavy Metal Baby Elephant Funeral Procession Video Is Seriously So Sexy

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