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133	133 Vote	Campbell Soup to Sell F-16s to Taiwan
133	133 Vote	Snapchat Now Lets You Choose Your Own Pee
133	133 Vote	Awww! This Kid Nutpunching His Twin Brother Can Teach Us About the U.S. Oil Price
132	132 Vote	Here's Why You Should Basically Stop Eating Altogether
132	132 Vote	Awkward Timing: Hillary Clinton Told People to Vote Now
130	130 Vote	Trump Makes Outlandish Claims About COVID, Demon Sperm, Alien DNA, and Astral Sex—Sadly, Not a Bad Idea 1	1
130	130 Vote	Russia Denies Connections to Hitler
129	129 Vote	Norwegian Cruise Line Won't Sail Again Until End of Capitalism 1	1
129	129 Vote	If Only Our Fake President Acted More Like Lilo or Stitch
128	128 Vote	Maybe Don't Go to Hell
128	128 Vote	Scientists Just Keep Getting Crazier
127	127 Vote	007 Is Not a Good Role Model 1	1
125	125 Vote	The Woman Who Uses Asparagus to Predict the Future Is Female
124	124 Vote	Today Is No Longer Possible
124	124 Vote	Meet Danny, the Guy Who Tried to Warn Everyone About the Kardashians
124	124 Vote	She Said She Threw Away the Internet?
123	123 Vote	Let's TAKE ANOTHER Sip of LaCroix 1	1
123	123 Vote	Premature Babies Could Have Been Found Hunting in Packs
123	123 Vote	ISIS Supporter Accused of Bigotry
122	122 Vote	What Causes Plane Crashes? Is It Healthy?
122	122 Vote	Alec Baldwin Will Play Dora the Explorer's Mom in Emotional Eulogy at Sen. McCain's Funeral
122	122 Vote	Mafia III Is Now $2,000 Off
121	121 Vote	It's Honestly Really Hard to Count
120	120 Vote	Tiny Houses Are More Popular Than Ever, but Many People Are Eating Each Other 2	2
120	120 Vote	Why Do I Love Sports? Because the Team Name
118	118 Vote	Hunter, 66, Gored to Death Every Day 1	1
118	118 Vote	Crayola's Newest Crayon Color Is a Worm Under Her Skin
117	117 Vote	Opinion: Tiger Woods Was Hagrid
117	117 Vote	Russian Roulette With Your Kids How to Make Your Roommates Uncomfortable 1	1
116	116 Vote	Kanye West Finally Got the Plague
115	115 Vote	Trump Says He Was Wrong About Every Foreign Policy Decision!
114	114 Vote	Amazon Is Now Offensive
114	114 Vote	Relax, Everybody: Willie Nelson Is Not CGI
113	113 Vote	Democrats Are Now Wearing Onesies
113	113 Vote	Silly Rabbit, Trix Are for Real Film Buffs
112	112 Vote	Blood Type Does NOT Exist
112	112 Vote	Mars Rover Opportunity Dead After Suffering a Fatal Heart Attack
112	112 Vote	Squirrels Stash 50 Pounds of Meth
111	111 Vote	Facebook, YouTube Deleted 1	1
111	111 Vote	Opinion: Bro Hugs May Be a Welcome Respite

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