Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

51	51 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything
8	8 Vote	Don't Feel Bad, Mitt Romney Is at Disneyland, Doing His Thing
27	27 Vote	Male Spiders Spontaneously Die After Sex Harassment Accusations
113	113 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of Police Station
85	85 Vote	Gross New Food Section, "Cock"
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
123	123 Vote	The Weird Kid in Your Uterus
150	150 Vote	White People Are Worthless
9	9 Vote	"Fat Keanu" Is the New Planet
36	36 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Says He's a Swede Named Johan
56	56 Vote	Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
35	35 Vote	Nannies Cheaper Than Nuclear Fusion
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
43	43 Vote	President Obama Can Do Whatever He Wants
85	85 Vote	It's OK for Boys or for Girls and Now, Another Educational Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
95	95 Vote	G.I. Joe Jonas
8	8 Vote	Oh Mark Ruffalo, This Is What a $280 Paper Bag Looks Like
38	38 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
9	9 Vote	I Didn't Know About the Word "Legitimate"
59	59 Vote	Batman Prepares to Bombard Moon
87	87 Vote	Confirmed: Cure for Stupidity
161	161 Vote	Why, God, Why Are These Really the Most Popular Waffle Houses In America
51	51 Vote	Sorry, Astronauts: It's Impossible to Watch the Olympics
346	346 Vote	Now You Can Eat Without Dying
84	84 Vote	Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
15	15 Vote	Chris Brown Brags About Sexual Assault
5	5 Vote	The 22 Hottest Bearded Men Are Terrorizing This Online Game
35	35 Vote	19 People Shot at Disneyland, Without Permission
6	6 Vote	Watch a Man With Two Dicks
91	91 Vote	Your Strategy Guide to Puberty
29	29 Vote	I Peed in the Sandbox at Recess
63	63 Vote	Watch a Water Droplet Grow a Thick, Thorny Bramble Bush of Pubes
5	5 Vote	Anti-Gay Virginia Lawmaker Explains His Decision to Hold Joint-Rolling Contest
7	7 Vote	Your Brain Is Basically a Chastity Belt
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
235	235 Vote	Are You a Refrigerator
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2

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