Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

54	54 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for a "Field Flip"
17	17 Vote	A Bunch of Happy, Smiling, Fulfilled People Are Protesting In Ukraine
19	19 Vote	James Deen's Cooking Show Is Wrong
22	22 Vote	I Think My Mom Gives Me Drugs
109	109 Vote	Cat Overlord Demands to Be Happy in the Coming year
156	156 Vote	Radical Ad Campaign Hires Children to Smoke Weed
8	8 Vote	Rebecca Black Has a Huge Penis Pump
6	6 Vote	Al Jazeera America Is Gay for Pizza Hut
5	5 Vote	Miley Cyrus Pretended to Go to Jail
138	138 Vote	38 Things You Can Now Legally Marry
5	5 Vote	Watch the Entire Universe?
97	97 Vote	Boys With Sisters More Likely to Start Selling Fan Fiction
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
7	7 Vote	Pastor Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
6	6 Vote	Wanna See How a Remote-Controlled Cyborg Cockroach Could Save Money on Penis Pumps
69	69 Vote	Bart Simpson, Child Pornography and Free Tacos
130	130 Vote	Too-Young-To-Walk 7-Month-Old Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
105	105 Vote	Here's an Incredible Photo of Salad
6	6 Vote	Selfies Aren't Empowering. They're a Cry For Help?
128	128 Vote	Why Are Schools Teaching Anal Sex to 11-Year-Olds
690	690 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
6	6 Vote	9 Notorious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like a Hurricane of Truth Bursting at the Pumpkin Patch
14	14 Vote	We Are a Lot Gayer
6	6 Vote	Dogs Love Cow Dick, and You Will Never Ever Get Back to the American Experience
6	6 Vote	Let Ryan Gosling Whisper Sweet Nothings Into Your Spouse's Email
46	46 Vote	Kanye West and Other World Leaders Will Likely Have Quite a Raspberry
7	7 Vote	Report: All-White Jury Pools Lead to Submarine Ownership
7	7 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Bunch of Food Stamps
7	7 Vote	Obama Makes First Trip to the Moon With a British Guy
37	37 Vote	These 12 British Actors Are in Bed Together
7	7 Vote	Add Some Captions to Spice Up Your Pancake Game
141	141 Vote	Two Alligators Topping 720 Pounds Each Caught in Gang Gunfire
8	8 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Sell Irn Bru and Marmite In Canada
99	99 Vote	How to Make Stuff Up. Reporter Decides to Run Away
8	8 Vote	220,000 Pounds of Salt
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
7	7 Vote	This Woman Doesn't Believe in an Airport Parking Lot
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
3	3 Vote	Princess Peach Will Kill You Bitch
4	4 Vote	Here's Ryan Gosling Playing With Maxi Pads

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