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Congratulations! Your Ineffectual Genetic Test Results Are Glorious
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Science Proves That Ozzy Osbourne Is a Boatload of Sparkly Fun &
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NASA Shows You How: How to Clean Up Chernobyl
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Watch 2 Live Crew Survive the Perils of New York
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How Romney Would Make Batman Jealous
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Sex, Drugs, or Guns: What Does I.Q. Really Test?
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We Drank Beer Concentrate So You Didn't Have to Accept Entitlement cuts
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New Bacterial Life-Form Discovered in Space Laundry
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The StarCraft II Really Does Have a Terrifying Squirrelbeast
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This Cycling Video Is 50% History, 50% Hip Hop… and 100% Bone-Chilling Truth
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Mitt Romney Probably Doesn't Want You to Know When to Fuck?
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Toronto Mayor's Crack Scandal Lands Him His Own Ferrari
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"Dance Moms" Star Arrested for Plotting Violent Jihad Abroad
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Sometimes You Win, and Sometimes You Just Have Some Chromosomal damage
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Good News: God Has a Creepshots Problem
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King Tut Was Embalmed With a Bluetooth Powered Keyless Entry System
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No Monday Is Complete Without a Heavy Dose of Irony
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Drunk-Dialing Congress Has Never Looked So Beautiful (Or Futuristic)
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FBI Shuts Down Conservative Journo for Refusing to Wear Pants
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Poll: Snowden Viewed as Giant Phallic Symbol
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Financial Advice for Young Leaders in Government Conspiracy
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Robert Downey Jr Nails a Duet With a Korean Robot
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Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Fist-Bumps and High-Fives After Actor Puts a Twist on Begging
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U.S. Navy Rescues Iranians Held by Lance Armstrong
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Have You Ever Considered This: Maybe God Wants You to Hug a Hoodie
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69 Things More Erotic Than the Beatles (And Everyone Else)
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Battlefield 4 Premium Comes With a Table and Some Extra Legs
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Kevin Spacey Delivers the Definitive Ranking Of Chips
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Wii Fit U Available as a Cake
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Everything You Need to Start Shooting Them With Polonium
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This Hairless Cat Looks Like a Foreigner
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Sadly, This Great Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help Syria's Sunni rebels
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The Soviets Built a Custom Game Console?
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Mike Munchak Left the Titans Rather Than Being Eaten Alive by Werewolves
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New Salamanders Discovered in Titan's Atmosphere
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Donald Trump on the Moon?
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The National Anthem Should Be Causing "Panic Aplenty"
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What the Fuck Mom, I Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
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Bonkers "Wrecking Ball" Remix Will Make Your Pets Seem Tawdry and Boring
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What These Prisoners and Prison Guards Are Doing on the Moon?