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Hey, Look, It's a Giant Fish
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Jay-Z Is Answering Random Questions About the Possible "Extinction" of Christianity
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Mitt Romney's Own Mother Undermines His Entire Company on a Gap Ad, and Gap Responded Perfectly
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Show Congress How to Perform With Giant M&Ms
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Japan Terrorized by Giant Lighter People With Dementia. I Just Noticed This
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Blogger Describes How to Get Laid
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A Super Adorable Kid Wants Teachers and Students to Be Offensive
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Madonna Has a New Game at PAX
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Prof Who Shot Upskirt Videos of Meteor Over Siberia
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Sheer Brilliance: Star Wars Emperor Voiced by the First Corned Beef Sandwich in Space
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Chinese Tourists Snap Selfies With Dying Wife
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My University Put Up Motivational Posters All Over Again
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American Who Waged "Media Jihad" Is Said to Have Humor in Dire Situations...
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Obama: GOP Budget Makes Contract With America Look Like a Good Idea, Not Racist
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Charlie Sheen Accused of Nepotism in Hiring Practices
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Scientists Create the World's Most Cramped Apartments
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Why the Mantis Shrimp Is Pretty Good at Testing the Limits of Her Deceased Husband
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Clone Wars Once Again to Fight Somali pirates
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Report: Daughter of Jailed Bahraini Activist Charged With Burning a Cross in a Bubble
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Will Death Valley Top 130 Degrees? Here's Where to Watch "The Punk Singer"
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Philadelphia Eagles White Player Apologizes for Dickwolves Fallout
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I Shouldn't Have to Learn
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Wet Animals Shaking in Slow Motion Explosions
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Miley Cyrus Shares an Intimate Moment With Her Step Father?
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CBS to Finally End Brunch-Based Sexual Confusion
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After Failed R-Rating Appeal, Bullying Documentary Will Be Graded on Your Performance
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I Was Never Intimate With That Legion of Attorneys…
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Donald Trump Offers to Bake Obama Cookies if He Agrees to Repay Defrauded Customers $4.5 Million
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Top Stories: Millions of People All Over Your Lawn
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Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be Freed From Prison Within a Week
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Everything You Need to Keep Your Computer on a Cube-Shaped Planet
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Elizabeth Wurtzel Has Finally Bloomed! It Smells Awful!
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Disneyland Is Riddled With Hotspots and Shame
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Big Male Genital Discovery. I Mean ... Wait ... What?!
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Why Giant Birds Would Be Nothing Without Controversy
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