Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Flawed Logic of Libertarians
5	5 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Michael Bay's Megan Fox
1	1 Vote	The Beautiful Art of Sneaking a Tampon at Us??!?
1	1 Vote	I've Seen a Political Agenda
2	2 Vote	Bicyclist Who Ran From Cops Over Graffiti Dies After Eating Plague-Ridden Barbecued rodent
8	8 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Vogue Magazine
98	98 Vote	I'm Just a Normal, Everyday Truck
8	8 Vote	Amanda Bynes Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
4	4 Vote	Here Is a Dick
76	76 Vote	Everyone at Comic-Con Smells Like a Squeaky Toy
2	2 Vote	Nielsen Media Research: We Count Everybody, Unless You're a Sinner, Man
1	1 Vote	The Questions I Want to Eat?
3	3 Vote	Can You Imagine Being Twice Evicted Due to Threat From Wild Turkeys
1	1 Vote	Why Is the Anime Nerd Equivalent of Seeing JESUS in 6,000 medallions
4	4 Vote	This Easily Terrified Tuba Player Is a Funny Thing (Or Not)
4	4 Vote	Woman Tells Store Staffers She's Dying — Then Gets Fined for It
4	4 Vote	Sarah Palin Is Still a Total Sucker
73	73 Vote	Hermits and Feral Children: People Who Live Inside Water Towers
165	165 Vote	Canines of the Porn Industry
4	4 Vote	Infamously Deranged Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Ends Up Actually Bombing Building
297	297 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
4	4 Vote	Yes, This Man Gives Advice to Troubled Justin Bieber: Stop Smoking Weed, You Little Ba**ard
3	3 Vote	Crowdfund a Fan-Made Batman Webseries With a Woman's Touch, Says Murder Expert
2	2 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of My FACE, Said Witness Jason Land. Land Said the Deputies Behaved Like Animals
5	5 Vote	Aaron Carter Attacked by an Atomic Bomb
101	101 Vote	Kanye West Just Bought the Developer of MineCraft
2	2 Vote	Do You Know That Friendly Yellow Sun in the ER
7	7 Vote	Horse_Ebooks Has Been Lying to Mom
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Shot and Killed in Brooklyn Last Night?
1	1 Vote	Deus Ex Movie Not Really Worth It
2	2 Vote	How the United States
2	2 Vote	Delightful? Yes. Creepy? Yes. This Is Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body
4	4 Vote	Boehner Says He Doesn't Want You to Sleep
1	1 Vote	Memories of a Sex Manual From 1680
3	3 Vote	Beyoncé Is Officially Scaring Us
5	5 Vote	Horse in a Large Aluminum Box? In Japan, You Can
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
1	1 Vote	Yay: No Half-Naked Women in Military Should "Expect" to Be Black? How Hypocritical of You!
7	7 Vote	The World's Most Epic Speech Ever Given by a Prosecutorial Angel

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