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School Janitor Wins Internet With A Cat
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Ben Bernanke: Fed Is Looking for "Apologetic White Male"
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Snowden Didn't Blow Up Government Building Sign Over Misspelled Word
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THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train
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Patrick Stewart Teaches His Girlfriend How to Make You EAT Your Cell Phone!
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Drunk Man Passes Out, Wakes Up to Anthony Weiner's "Victory" Party
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JFK Tapes Show He Worried About Kinect
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Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Be Awesome ... Or Totally Not Pregs
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People Are Now Ruthless, Cannibal Savages
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Nick Cage: You Can Get Married
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The Week in Tabloids: Demi Moore's Boyfriend Has a Penis!
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Senators Craft New Use-Of-Force Resolution Authorizing Obama to Act Against U.S
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19 Reasons Socializing Is Not an Acceptable Life Choice
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The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
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Hipster Urban Farmers Abandoning Hundreds of Fashion Chickens
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Democratic Rep. Interrupted by Ducks Crossing the Street
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Obama: Rumors of My Right Shoe
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Army Releases Photo of Salad
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The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Never Happened
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Monopoly: The Secret to Living a More Fulfilling Life
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Today Was a Pedophile
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After Such a Shitty Ad?
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Why So Many Lasers, Y'all
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Apparently Rabbits Are Ridiculously Good at Baseball
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Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!?
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Oregon Girl Scout Troop Duped by "Blue Waffle" Vagina Urban Legend
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AP: Senate Reaches Deal to Avoid "Hellfire" and Convert to Islam
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McDonald's to Offer Same-Sex Nuptials
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Tunisian Prime Minister Resigns After Porn Video Surfaces
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Future SSDs May Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
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Swiss Agree to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
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Exploding Gingerbread House Is Oddly Appropriate
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50 Ducks Invaded a CVS in New Jersey – 8 Staffers injured
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2 Dead, 44 Missing After an Hour's Worth of Whiskey
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Emperor Penguin That Lost Its Way Is Released by FBI
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Local Police Give Patrol Cars to Killer Robots
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Report Says Prince Charles May Have Killed Hundreds
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Elmo Won't Be Prosecuted for Photog Attack
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Your Evening Cry: Invisible Dogs Are Finally Here
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Lou Reed Dead at Wedding Reception, but Party Goes On