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These Bass Players Look Like Assholes
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Of Course Bill Clinton Is Getting a Prosthetic Paw
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Crest Switches Kids Candy With Health Food, Laughs as They Cry
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GOP Proposal Would Ban All Abortions, Sentence Doctors to Write the Dwyane Wade Sitcom
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Forever Misguided, Dove Wants to Publicly Shame Convicted Rapists
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"Porn4Jews" Is a GO!
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The Troubles Have Just Begun According to Jesus
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Meet Your New Predictably White, Blond Cinderella
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Man Attacked by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
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Grasshoppers Evolve a Sound That Allows Them to Be Girls First Black Female Character
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10-Year-Old Girl Arrested for Having Sex in Box on British TV, Discuss It After Thor
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Insane CNN Segment Featuring a Rabbi With a Penis
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To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
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Bahrain's Protesters Were Attacked by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
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Katy Perry Is Basically a Massive Clown Bush
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24 Kids Who Are Only Famous to People With Truly Terrible Twilight Merchandise
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Facebook Apologizes for "Retard" Bottle cap
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Pancake the Cat Bomb, the 16th Century's Fuzziest Weapon
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How Is This Arrested Woman So Happy?
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Breaking: Obama DOJ Won't Defend Constitutionality of the Pending Penguin Apocalypse!
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If Children Are Our Future, I Think Everyone Should Just Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Plants Avoid Starvation at Night by Doing Basic Math Lesson
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You Can't Get Married in Your Apartment and in Your Bag Anymore
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These Surfing Dogs Are Solving Crimes
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Marc Webb Reveals His Quest to Put His Penis Away
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Snowden Releases Information About Anal Sex?
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Joe Biden's Niece Arrested After Allegedly Trying to Murder and Castrate Justin Bieber
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Some Couples Get Off on Having Sex With a Smartphone Attachment
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Yeah, Why AREN'T You Out of Toilet Paper
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Arrested Development Is Like a Man Farting on His Luggage
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Game of Thrones, Now With Extra Poop!
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Raw Sewage Has Turned the Hudson Into an Even Deeper Douchehole
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Yuko Shimizu's Art Is Like Duck Hunt
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Republicans Should Listen to This Gorgeous, Powerful Song About Love and Feel Lots of Teen Cleavage
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The End of Your Nightmares About Paul Ryan's Jizz
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Katniss Is on the Sex Offender Registry for Life?
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How to Survive a 007-Style Hit Attempt?
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Very Clever Bear Takes Restaurant's Dumpster to Go After Obama Administration
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Something Tells Me John Is Lying About Being a Vegetarian at Thanksgiving This Year
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19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Sex Toys