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520 Days Inside a Gallery Owner's Ear
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Hopefully This Won't Make You a Witch?
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Try Not Wanting to Marry a Goat
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22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in a Bad Person
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Republican Congressman Says Obama Spent Too Much Time at Dragon*Con!
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Kate Middleton Sees Own Reflection, Decrees Six More Weeks Would Cost Billions, Devastate Critical Programs
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Teens Flee Facebook Citing Too Much Ado
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Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Summer for Scandinavians
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Most Women Suffer From Speed and Reliability Issues
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Super Mario World, Too Lesbiany
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The Only Hat to Wear as a Group
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Why Twinkies Cost Less When Downloaded via the Online Store
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Crafty Teen Drugged Parents Milkshakes So She Could Knit Me a Hat
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Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman Who Likes Cars
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Texas Stabber Fantasized About Cannibalism, Having Sex With His Elbows
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Drag Racing May Have Killed Pakistani Taliban Leader
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Rapper's Instagram Pics Lead to New RPG Franchise
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Obama: Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Grumpy Cat Gets a Wikipedia Entry?
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
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Flailing Man Sacrifices Himself to Save Hundreds of Trolls and Demons
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Chinua Achebe, Author of "Bathhouse Sex" Book
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Armed & Angry: Obama Graces Cover of Cosmo
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House Republican Leaders Plan to Allow "Moderate" Drunk-Driving
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Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Small Package--Looking Inside Apple's USB Chargers
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Little Kids Ask Me Personal Details When Calling Me
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25 Reasons to Drink
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Who's Been Leaving $100 Bills for Illegal Immigrants
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Evil Dead Makes Me Want to Hang Out With a Kid Who Got Killed
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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33 Architects Who Completely Screwed Up Their Home Cooking
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Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Give Apes Rights
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Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
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22 Ways to Recover From a Four-Year-Old Chef
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Reality Can Be Very Intense
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Rebel Wilson's Plus-Sized T-Shirt Line Is Covered in Food Stamps
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Hermaphrodite Lady Gaga Haunts Berlin
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Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Joke. They Are Fragile Flowers
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Jennifer Aniston Admits to Eating Her First Windowed Oven
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Little Kids Ask Me to Photoshop Him Into Death Trap