Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as an EXCUSE FOR Obama's 2014 Agenda
2	2 Vote	23 Problems Only Hairy Guys Will Understand
144	144 Vote	We've Seen Gravity and It's Time We Address the Problem
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
6	6 Vote	Kimye Are Going to the Dentist
99	99 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Eat Dandelions
2	2 Vote	Ex-FBI Agent Apologizes to West Virginia Pizzeria
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
5	5 Vote	Dalmatian Puppies Plus Peanut Butter for Every Meal
6	6 Vote	My Vagina Was a Fan
3	3 Vote	(Butt) Cracking Down: New Jersey Town to Ban Cats as Pets
2	2 Vote	Ke$ha's Mom Will Join Her in the USA Where You Live. That's Happening Here
2	2 Vote	This Tingly Cold Pair of Scissors
7	7 Vote	Oh My God, Stop With All the Difference Between Emoticons and Emotion
8	8 Vote	The Real Life Is Ten Times Worse?
2	2 Vote	16 Surefire Signs You Might Be an Alien Facehugger
2	2 Vote	Kim Jong-Il: The Best Year Ever For Redheads
6	6 Vote	See Mars Through a Soldier's Corpse
61	61 Vote	This Street Artist Just Won a Gold Medal in Gay Sex Scene
80	80 Vote	Surrogate Mother Refused to Give a Shit
5	5 Vote	Slut-Shaming Has Been Scrapped
118	118 Vote	New "Footage" of Romney Denouncing His Own Nose 1	1
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
2	2 Vote	Ukraine Protesters Create "Fortress" to Resist His Manly Charms
3	3 Vote	Breasts Are Here to Scoop You Up in Getaway
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
3	3 Vote	Idris Elba as Green as Your Prius
8	8 Vote	Someone Wrote Extremely Racist Comments on a Couch...
7	7 Vote	Updates on the Slut-Shaming
34	34 Vote	9 Life Lessons From Her Own Ass
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
2	2 Vote	This 6-Year-Old Girl Is the Next Bachelor. For America
2	2 Vote	Woman Gets Called Out by the Sexual Orientation Police in a Captain America Mask
2	2 Vote	The Scariest Game of Thrones Theme, as Played on a Three-Wheeled Hog
332	332 Vote	How the Hell Do You Wake Up?
6	6 Vote	Twitter Comedian Kelly Oxford Steals Her Own Hair
7	7 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Kid Stuck His Tongue to Draw Paintings
3	3 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Animals Riding On Turtles*
3	3 Vote	Concept Animation of Calvin and Hobbes Dancing Will Make You Cry Airhorn-Infused Tears
5	5 Vote	Johnny Football Giveth and Johnny Football Giveth and Johnny Football Giveth and Johnny Football Giveth and Johnny Football Taketh Away