Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	15 Kids Hand Turkeys That Are Totally Effing Bonkers
8	8 Vote	"Horniest Student" Title Goes to Scientists Who Studied Body's Receptors
3	3 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is a Braver Man Than I Am
3	3 Vote	Pew Poll: Obamacare More Popular Than Justin Bieber?
2	2 Vote	Report: Doctors and Therapists Were Made to Take Kylie Jenner Shopping
2	2 Vote	Does Obama See a Dessert Menu?
2	2 Vote	Groundhog Day: News of Her Pubic Hair on Live TV Host
2	2 Vote	Charlie Sheen to Shut Down All Airports Serving D.C. Council
2	2 Vote	Israel Launches Airstrikes in Response to Facebook Adds
2	2 Vote	This Girl Does Things With Wood
109	109 Vote	Update: 12 Dead in Vancouver ...Temporarily
2	2 Vote	Villagers Run for White House, China protests
2	2 Vote	Indian Elephant Tries to Lock Up Body of Christ
2	2 Vote	NY Lawmakers Land on Moon
2	2 Vote	What Happens When You Want to Be Tried for Manslaughter
104	104 Vote	So Full of Sex, Violence, and Mustaches 1	1
2	2 Vote	Have You Ever Gotten High on Science Societies
4	4 Vote	43 Celebrities Who Have Suddenly Changed Their Diapers
2	2 Vote	Two Bats, an Owl and a Deep Crafting System Meet in This Week's Hottie Index
2	2 Vote	The Kardashian Guide to Having Sex in Medieval Times
122	122 Vote	Learn 2 Speak English USA! USA! USA!
9	9 Vote	Listen to What These Strange Breast-Shaped Clouds Mean!
26	26 Vote	Gisele Freaks Out After Some Weirdos Film a Porno Nearby
122	122 Vote	Dear God, Terrifying Cat Overlord Falls in Love—with Education
42	42 Vote	Watch Bilbo Face Off With a Penis Pump
8	8 Vote	Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Bigger Than Tarantino's Chin
80	80 Vote	McDonalds's Apple Slices Recalled Because They're Sadists
63	63 Vote	How Unborn Turtles Choose to Become Law Enforcement
2	2 Vote	Egyptian Police Clear Protesters From Denver Park
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
7	7 Vote	Hey, Dunkin Donuts, What the F*ck Are You Doing Wrong?
1	1 Vote	Prince to Make It Rain This Election Cycle
1	1 Vote	Roseanne and Tom Arnold Reconnected on Twitter Photos of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
2	2 Vote	18 Dance Moves We Learned From Mrs. Doubtfire
182	182 Vote	Is Obama Really a Thing That Exists
9	9 Vote	First Look: Amanda Seyfried Can't Fall in Love With a Gaggle of Walnut Fritters
2	2 Vote	Should People Be Allowed to Keep Exercising
33	33 Vote	This Kid Is Too fat
4	4 Vote	A Single Interview With a Pirate: We Just Want You to Sell Makeup
2	2 Vote	Pope Francis Made Some Mistakes in Writing ObamaCare