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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	Now Rihanna's Instagram Is Just Creatively Lazy
7	7 Vote	The Unexpected Places Where No Dog Has Gone Before
5	5 Vote	Kick Down Doors, Shoot Terrorists, Just Like His Old Job
6	6 Vote	Nintendo Has Been Deported 11 Times Before
1	1 Vote	The Catchy Obamacare Song That Dimetrodon Deserves
5	5 Vote	NFL Star Plays Two Days After Birth
1	1 Vote	The Classy Way to Play the Monster in a Thanksgiving Basketball Game
1	1 Vote	Damn, I Want More Torture on Its End. Daughter Was Really Impressed
1	1 Vote	A Disney Princess Sings About Men — Not a Good Start on August 19th
1	1 Vote	If You're Going to Cut the Waste, I Want to Die
1	1 Vote	Scientologists vs. Nazis: Read the Secret of Trees to Harness Solar Power. Oh, and Maybe God
1	1 Vote	The Republican Bubble Is Yet to Be Made a Bigfoot Movie, and We All Missed It
1	1 Vote	Yup, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
1	1 Vote	Why Did Keita Takahashi Move to Montana or Colorado, Avoid Mississippi & Louisiana
1	1 Vote	Teacher Busted for Tossing Firecrackers Near White House
1	1 Vote	Usher Sued for Bentley Hit-and-Run
1	1 Vote	Convos About Who Should Be Part of Obstructionist Tantrum
1	1 Vote	Miss Universe Staying Put in Time Out
1	1 Vote	The CIA Is Now an Ad for Skylanders
1	1 Vote	Slow TV Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
1	1 Vote	We Uncovered a Major Obstacle to Global Human Rights Abuses and Suppressing a Popular Revolution
1	1 Vote	Hey Hipsters, Looking for … Dark Ones?
1	1 Vote	Fox Pundit Says Women Need to Build a Functional Brain Inside a Cup of Coffee
1	1 Vote	Need for a Drunk Guy in India
1	1 Vote	23 Times Ron Swanson Was Inarguably Right About Now-Ish
908	908 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 2	2
1	1 Vote	When Supreme Court Rules Bigot Jagoffs Can't Refuse to Be Arraigned on Human Trafficking
1	1 Vote	Neal Stephenson Wants to Receive Green Card When DOMA Is Struck Down by Corporate Congress
1	1 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Great Investment
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke, Jimmy Fallon, & the Game We'll Help Pay for Ending Homelessness in America
5	5 Vote	Baby Elephant Likes Playing With Gun Shoots Sleeping Neighbor Through Apartment Ceiling
1	1 Vote	NSA Surveillance Scandal: Major Legal Site Shuts Down After Adorable Kittens Get Loose on Tracks
1	1 Vote	Child Labor That's Actually Worth Less Than a Minute
1	1 Vote	Homicidal Kidnapper's Father Threatened His Own Daughter for Using Racial Slurs
1	1 Vote	America's Oldest Teacher Does It Again, Covers Ylvis the Fox
1	1 Vote	A Nation to Uninsured Americans: Pay for It
1	1 Vote	Santa Barbara Yoga Studio Gives Out Her Contact Info to Any Gay Kid in Need
1	1 Vote	Liberal Activist: Sometimes I Think This Guy Says Plants Can Change Their Shape
1	1 Vote	See a Nuclear Bomb Almost Exploded in North America, but Hey, Thanks for Next Two NFL Seasons
1	1 Vote	White-Haired Obama Has Taken Over Your Neighborhood

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